George Carlin - Top 20 Moments (Part 2 of 4)

George Carlin uses his unmatched knowledge of the English language to tell it like it is, focusing on religion, politics, and well, things that just piss him off.

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[richie8811]

@CrackerLance i don't know, but from the looks of your comments, your resemblance to a fucktard is unequaled.

[RocVanNiel]

Carlin hands down the best comedian of all time

[555hugs]

i think 'seatbelts. high tech shit.' might be my favourite delivery of carlin's

[clutchSlipper]

@deathwatch1980 I was already asked this and my reply is below mate. First of all, Germanic Americans (who make up the bulk of the US population) are like 5th/6th generation. Most of those Japs were second. Secondly, you can't lock up 200 million people lol. Thirdly, Japan was seen as the bigger threat to the US. It wasn't as if Germany, with a tiny Navy that was getting battered by the Royal Navy was capable of an invasion on US soil

[deathwatch1980]

@clutchSlipper oh fine then why didn`t the usa lock up all the ppl with german parents in the us at the time? explain that one too me then

[clutchSlipper]

@deathwatch1980 Eh? The Muslims (this so called terrorist threat) cannot be compared to a Total World war where nations are quite literally fighting to conquer. Only an idiot would compare WW2 to todays situation mate

[deathwatch1980]

@clutchSlipper so by that theory all muslim should be detained until the war on terror is over! i`ll call bullshit alert right here ppl

[clutchSlipper]

@jaquthehealer So really, anything can happen and especially in times of war. We (Westerners) tend to have a false sense of security which comes from our lifestyles. You are quite right in what you say but if I was to worry about this I'd be worrying all of the time. As with Carlin, I've given up hope and so I just get as much fun out of life as possible.

[clutchSlipper]

@jaquthehealer Yeah it's a long series. Basicaly, it's about the Westren POW's in the Jap amps. You had both sides. The women and the men. They were tortured and all sorts.

"arent you afraid someone someday will target you as potential troublemaker and lock you up,"

This could happen to me at any time mate. None of us have any reay binding rights as Carlin sais (and you already know) which is why I tend to be big on my dog, computers and sports bike thus try not to worry

[jaquthehealer]

@clutchSlipper

potential troublemakers - arent you afraid someone someday will target you as potential troublemaker and lock you up, with no rights to defend?

Japs got what they deserve, maybe you slap them even too much :-)

[jaquthehealer]

@clutchSlipper

i dont have time to watch this boring series, maybe you can give me a short brief?

On the other hand i think i everyone can criticize what one want

[clutchSlipper]

@jaquthehealer I think you need to watch a series called Tenko my friend:

watch?v=DeOBk03d6xY

Watch this and then come back and try to criticize the USA