"Ugly Sweater" (Lyrics) by Mistletoe Conspiracy

For radio promotional copy, send requests to: lennyb@kifm.net

Available on iTunes

All I got for Christmas
Was this ugly sweater (this ugly sweater)
It makes me look like Nat King Cole (He's Unforgettable)

All my friends got better things than this ugly sweater
(ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly / Thank you very much)
And I'm going to take it back
You'd better give me the receipt
(you should see this ugly sweater/ Ugly unattractive ugly sweater)
(He looks like crap in his ugly sweater)

All I got for Christmas
Was this ugly sweater (this ugly sweater)
Andy Williams wouldn't touch this
With a ten foot pool (He sings moon river)

All my friends got golf clubs... me I got this sweater
(ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly / Thank you very much)
And I'm going to take it back
You'd better give me the receipt
(you should see this ugly sweater/ Ugly unattractive ugly sweater)
(He looks like crap)
It's ugly, it's itchy and it's frightening to children

Take back this sweater
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
Don't want this sweater
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas

Take back this sweater
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
Don't want this sweater
Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas

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Category:

Music

Tags:

• Andy Williams
• All I Got For Christmas
• Decorations
• Party Ideas
• Christmas Sweaters
• slideshow
• advent
• animated
• commercial
• pics
• satire

[IvyroseGullwhacker]

hahahahahaha they just played this on the radio. made me LOL

[WWIIAMAN]

He looks like crap

[SuperZoeRocks]

Lol :p

[Specailk007]

LOL Great song! I downloaded a copy off of ITunes because we're having an Ugly Xmas Sweater birthday party in a few weeks. Thanks for making this available via ITunes and for creating such a silly and fun song. Great job!

[sheababy666]

absolutely hilarious

[h1a2l3l4o5o6o7]

haha, great xD

[rereluv25]

I LUV THIS!!!!! IT'S SO FUNNY

[edo630808]

Maestro!... Maestro!...

[davidscottsmiley]

awsome job lennyb! we are having a UGLY SWEATER party next friday, so i can play it on my show and i'll post it on my FB page too! lol