FRANK ZAPPA -- DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW AND NANOOK RUBS IT

A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I WAS A MERE CHILD PLAYING IN THE SNOW, I DREAMED I WAS AN ESKIMO. NOW THAT I AN ANCIENT, HAVING SHOVELED PLENTY OF SNOW, I AM GLAD THAT I AM NOT.

WHY IS IT THAT SNOW DOESN'T SEEM COLD WHEN ONE IS YOUNG?

DO ESKIMOS WHO MIGRATE TO THE SOUTH SHED THEIR HAIR?

AT ANY RATE, ENJOY.

IS AN ICE CREAM BAR CALLED AN ESKIMO PIE A RACIST TITLE?

DO POLAR BEARS LIVE LONGER IN CAPTIVITY THAN IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE?

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• FRANK ZAPPA
• DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW
• NANOOK RUBS IT
• ESKIMOS
• ESKIMO PIES
• POLAR BEARS
• CHARLIE CHAPLIN
• YUKON
• UCONN
• YOU CON
• CON GAMES MADE EASY

[triumphmark]

Great googaly moogaly

[plasticjesus108]

@triumphmark hahaha

[strav12]

St Alphonso is the theological resolution of the Nanookian crisis. Deep shit, man! Provocative post as usual - thxs.

[plasticjesus108]

@strav12 THANKS. BELIEVE ME, I FELT A NEED TO KEEP GOING ON THIS, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER DAY. FINDING BINGO CARDS BEING WEEDLED ON IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF RESEARCH. HAHAHA. I DID FIND AN EXPLODING LATRINE THOUGH...

[strav12]

@plasticjesus108 Your insanity is genius. Or - your genius is insane. You choose!

[plasticjesus108]

@strav12 HAHAHA. IT WILL DEPEND ON HOW MY HAIR LOOKS ON ANY GIVEN DAY.

[Foogayzee]

0:50 BOOP BOOP BADADABOOP

[alargedog]

love those huskys.great vid Jesus