Machete - Trailer

Machete - Trailer - Machete is based on the fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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[chvdude2000]

"they FUCKED with the wrong mexican" llmao xD

[SpikSpokeSpoken]

27 persone non capiscono un cazzo!!!

[flamemaster104]

does this movie have nudity

[jubyvera662]

lol, cant wait for the nxt one.

[elementsk8co]

@ImEverythingYouCrave you're a shit movie

[Alexhrd]

CHANNEL NINE

[ImEverythingYouCrave]

This was a shit movie

[SamirasoFi]

Gawd damn i love this movie. my favorite part is when the ambulace pulls up, the doctor and nurses start shooting and She come out with that huge gun. what is the name of that gun?

[nelandquinten]

0:00-1:36 ugly mexican

1:36-4:00 THE MEXICAN

[SentaiFilmworks]

The first trailer was released in 2007 before Planet Terror starts.

[Steglock9]

@xHuMiLiaTeDx thumbs down. fail

[borrachoPerdido75]

MACHETE KILLS!