TSA Song - Grope-A Grope-A Grope Me (Rocky Horror parody)

Parody of "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" by Q&A and dedicated to the drooling perverts of the Transportation Security Administration. If you like it, watch this one, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWZ313JZVc


Pulled me out of the line
Threatened a fine
If I wouldn't go through their machine
I thought it would be naughty
To let them scan my body
So out of that I opted, then they got mean

Now all I want to know
Is can I go?
They felt me up and then felt more
(More! More! More!)
Although I'm not resistin'
That guy just shoved his fist in
Now I can barely walk, I need assistin'

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
Airport security
Nab me, jab me, and grab me
Make me miss my flight!

And if anything shows
Under my clothes
My shirt goes up, my pants go down
(Down! Down! Down!)
And as I get this action
I'm their big attraction
Can't dodge your probing hand, that's an infraction!

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
Airport security
Nab me, jab me, and grab me
Make me miss my flight!

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
Airport security
Nab me, jab me, and grab me
Make me miss my flight!

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
Airport security
Nab me, jab me, and grab me
Make me miss my flight!

Step into the light!
Are you sure this is right?
Well, ain't that a sight!
This really ain't my night.
Stop, or we indict!
Don't be so uptight...
Don't put up a fight!

You made me miss my flight!

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[TheStefanoCheru]

The lyrics are wrong :P

[storvik]

@TheStefanoCheru That's what makes it a parody.

[GaGirlie777]

Here's another TSA parody. This one is exploding on youtube.

/watch?v=2Qdb6wC0Iz4

[storvik]

@GaGirlie777

I already added that one to my favorites last week. :) Yeah, it's a good one!

[jddoyle1]

the one by the Kinsey Sicks is MUCH, MUCH better....:)

[storvik]

@jddoyle1 Have you seen the TSA Time Warp parody by Amber Does Dallas? Also very good (youtube.com/watch?v=B03C3eSQN­LA). As for which is better, I don't care. I like 'em all and I'd love to see more.

[TheStefanoCheru]

@storvik Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

Airport security

Nab me, jab me, and grab me

Make me miss my flight!

i mean instead of that it should say grope a grope a...

[jamesbrownintown]

There's nothing I hate more than the TSA right now!

[mokonekochans]

I love you for this!

[Karimoon1]

omg pedo bear ftw! roflmao XD that little kid was like wtf this guys hands are all over me?

[danny1djw]

i'm gunna make a T-shirt that has the logo at 1:47 on it and go to the airport :D