Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton at PAX 2007

Live song by Jonathan Coulton at the PAX convention in Seattle, WA.

== Lyrics ==
Hey ya Tom its Bob from the office down the hall
Its good to see you buddy how've ya been
Things have been okay for me except that i'm a zombie now
I'd really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hessate to submit to our demands
But heres a FYI you're all gonna die screaming

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

I dont wanna nitpick Tom but is this really your plan
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall
Maybe thats ok for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you'll have to make the call
Not surpised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom thats what I do and I plan on eating you slowly

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom in anyway I can
I sure appreciate the way your working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well technically I am, I guess I am

Got another meeting Tom maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know were all busy as hell
We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impass here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door, we'll all come inside and eat your brains

Category:

Music

Tags:

• PAX
• John
• Coulton
• Acoustic

[woah1012]

i love this song. In l4d2 demo i would just camp the juke box along with my friends and we would listen to it while fending off the zombies

[Spongeman18]

SHIT!! THATS NOT THE RIGHT CHORD HAHAHA

[BlackKanye]

his reaction to the guy saying I will is hilarious at 5:14

[arminius75]

he deserves a medal for still singing it, he must have days where he just wishes he never wrote it.

[greatgallade]

Left 4 dead

[ihopesome1readsthis]

l0l! 5:07 simon cowell hes at the bottom so wait a second so u can see

[Musique2BeDreamer]

"All we wanna do is eat your brains

Were not unreasonable, I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes"

~ I will!

Wha- What!

[Buizel2Floatsel]

@bateryman002 wiat are you talking a bout the dumbass zombies no us coll zombies eat your flesh like im the l4d hunter well half of one

[Richcelt]

5:14 "I will!" LMAO!!! XD

[bateryman002]

brains? augh, i will eat meat!

[Karapar]

0:54 The fuck are you?