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Halo: Reach- 10 Ways to Tell if You're a NOOB in Halo: Reach (Machinima)

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Uploaded by on May 6, 2010

An informative video showing the user ten different ways to tell if they are a noob. This video was made by me, ZealousSangheili. I hope you like it!

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  • WHY CAN I NOT DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!

  • number 4 bothers me the most cuz(mainly in hemorrhage)people will kill you if you take the sniper, then take it and not use it. Then, when u betray them and take the sniper back, they boot you for betraying.(it wont let u boot them when they betray u)

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  • why would u grenade jump when u have jet pack?

  • You know you're a noob when you make a video describing noobs..

  • you know your a noob when you kill yourself with rockets on ground level...

    also, your NOT a noob if you make weird noises into your mic while playing. me and my friends do that all the time and we pwn da pplz

  • you know your a noob if you know everything that makes you a noob

  • fu----------------------------­--

    

  • LOL! :D Funny video. But those things don't really mean your an noob it might just mean your new to the game or something else. I don't know. Anyways I liked that video. Awesome job man! :D

  • 3:52 PIG! :P

  • This guy is fucking retarded

  • i can't believe i watched the whole video

  • u suck

  • @angryboy2k9 nope i just jetpack up hit the roof they try and shoot my feet and i have an easier target on there head i mainly do it on sword base corridoors also it sometimes will save me if a plasma is right below me

  • And number 11 on the list is, if you call OTHERS a noob or complaing and say they cheated when they killed you legitimately.

  • @ThePagman007 Do you do it in a BIG high-roofed room though? If it is somewhere with plenty of head-space then fair enough because you're a harder target :P

  • @GRAVEMIIND Well when you consider noobs to lack skill and someones opinion favors the least skilled game out of a whole franchise then...yes!

  • Silly noobs , ha ha haW

  • @UncleRuckus101 So people who have the mental capacity to form an opinion are noobs?

  • i jetpack innside AND PWN ALL?

  • 10 ways to tell if your a noob. 1-10 If you play Reach on a regular basis when you have the option of any other Halo game

  • Well i must be a mega noob

  • and becouse it was brought to my attention this whole videos really not directed at noobs its directed at retards who don't know how to dial the number for 911(which is reffering to being retarded beyond compare)

  • my freind wears the same helmet and its never that motion sensitive

  • Every time someone has T-bagged my corpse in a match they usually end up humiliated by me. Once they have bagged my corpse it becomes a heavily rage filled grudge on a very personal level.

  • @TheHaloking31 COD MW3 all noobs use FMG9 akimbo which gives them good KD

  • @Link6597 OMG HE'S A DERANKER!!!!

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