So Magical

This is a musical masterpiece I like to call "So Magical"

I'm gonna tell you about a guy who lifts me higer than the sky-
so listen up!!

J-O-H-double N-Y

He's a cutie pie,
with a nice attitude- why?
Cuz he knows how to live his life
Like Rihanna and T.I.
eh eh eh ehhhh

He goes to church to pray to god
Im noteven kiddi, this aint no fraud
And whe god looks down he sees a handsome guy
A beautiful blue streams through his eyes.

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When I say handsome that implies a stud
If you make him mad he'll throw you in the mud
This guy may be white
but dont even try to start a fight!

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This pitbull attitude stems from a game
Challenge him in football and he'll put you to shame
Quick feet and reliable hands,
People should be honored to watch him from the stands

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His football butt might be up to par,
But the distance he can drive a ball is wicked far
That's right a golfer within dying to come out
He'll have to wait til retirement when he's out for the count.

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He may be an OK golfer
but when it comes to wii
He's gonna get beat by a girl, that's right, ME.

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Such a well rounded man
Let me tell you what he likes to do
And I guarantee he will do it way better than you!

Any type of football
Mercin on golf balls
Watchin the tube
Seein the Redskins lose
Munchin on flavored (ew) seeds
Helpin Papa Dukes in the yard with the weeds
Losing his cent sports bets,
Man I fuckin hate the jets!
Sippin on Arnold Palmer,
not to be confused with Hard Knocks star
While gazin at the stars,
He wishes Papa Dukes would give him a new car.
Makin sick beats with Joey Bagz
Hopin' his insane moxy doesn't attract fags.
On any given day you can find him hatin' on Obama,
He gets his political beliefs from his momma.
In reality he's just jealous of Obama's swagga,
Just like Young Jeezy, My President is Black :)

Despite his political views,
Overall he's just amazing!
So in the future if you see Johnny Pickett,
Don't think twice,
because he is wicked nice,
it's just his southern hospitality,
so sit down with him and grab a pepperoni or buffalo chicken slice.
He will gladly share his philosophy on life,
And it's good one so listen up because...

He's number 1.

Category:

Comedy

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• magical