[Slides a Santa face hamburger in front of Lorelai]
LORELAI: What did you do?
LUKE: You wanted something festive.
LORELAI: You made me a Santa burger.
LUKE: Its not big deal.
LORELAI: He has a hat and everything.
LUKE: Yeah, I just cut a piece of wonder bread, you know, poured a little ketchup, piped on a little cream cheese.
LORELAI: No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before. I thank you.
LUKE: Youre welcome.
[Cell phone rings. Luke point at the no cell phone sign]
LORELAI: What?
LUKE: Outside!
LORELAI: Are you kidding? Its like the North Pole out there.
LUKE: Hey, this sign isnt just a decoration.
LORELAI: Honey, nothing in here is a decoration.
LUKE: Its disturbs the other customers.
LORELAI: Oh really? Maybe we should take a vote. [to customers] Who thinks we shouldnt use cell phones in here? [all raise their hands] Well screw democracy. [goes to answer but stops ringing] Perfect, Now I have to check my voice mail.
LORELAI: My fathers in the hospital.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Yeah, he collapsed or something. I dont know. I need a cab. I need to call a cab. Wheres the phone? I need - can anyone give me - Im holding a phone.
LUKE: Whoa, calm down.
LORELAI: No I cant calm down. I need a cab. Whats the numbers? God, its something-cabs, cabs-something-something, 1-800-cabs? Can somebody tell me the damn number of the cab guy?!
LUKE: Ill drive you.
LORELAI: But theres food and theres people and theres a burger with a face.
LUKE: Ok, everybody out! Were closed, lets go. Foods on me. [to Lorelai] Put on your coat and get your stuff. [to Taylor] Taylor, have your hot chocolate then lock up. [to Lorelai] Come on, my trucks out back.
LORELAI: Luke, Im -
LUKE: I know, lets go.
Aw, I love that last part where he just says, I know, lets go. Why on earth didn't she kiss him after this episode?
allconspirer 1 year ago 4
@allconspirer and save us javajunkies from all the grief..
mikawhofan 1 year ago