The Chronicles of Chris-chan: New Linkin Park Album [11/10/09]
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Chris's crocodile tears only make him a self-absorbed douche.
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Watch this while listening to /watch?v=h-0G_FI61a8 for a dramatic effect.
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congraduwation
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"It's all another daaaaaayyyy."
I wanted him to break into a full song after hearing that.
Something like:
"And I'm now off to hump my PSThraaayy.
Drink some cum and a glass of Fantaaay.
Hump a blow up doll and shout Julaaaay.
Dress in women's clothes but I really am not gaaaaay."
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TARD WEEPAGE
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While Chris Chan is going through one of his selfish egotistical heartbreaks, I will wait to resolve any issues with the girl I like.
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Piece of shit human waste. So fuckin fake it hurts watching.
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@Edfan10 the next day he went back to drinking his own jizz
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He's crying his eyes out in pure misery...YES!!! TANK YOU!!
How to show sadness, the CWC way:
1) Furrow eyebrows a lot.
2) Clench eyes shut. Blink rapidly, too.
3) Sob and gasp. A LOT.
4) Sniffle hard enough so that the camera wobbles.
5) Make your voice creaky with the threat of overpowering emotion.
Keep this up and no one will notice the lack of tears, and they'll totally believe you.
dacianavamp 3 months ago 20
@aarongtr180 the knight of morality has arrived!
xRagma 7 months ago 13