Pesenta za Chuck Norris/Песента на Чък Норис

Pesenta za Chuck Norris/Песента на Чък Норис

Chuck Norris is a real man
Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of water
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phone
remember, only Chuck Norris can beat a wall on tenis
Chuck Norris always have's a spare penis
Chuck Norris's teeths are all wisdom-tooths
Chuck Norris is liked by all women
Chuck Norris never waits New Year
the New Year wait Chuck Norris to take a picture
Chuck Norris have's his own website called Internet
yea, Chuck Norris is always bussy
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a lemon
Chuck Norris's earth is a training ground
Chuck Norris speaks all languages
Chuck Norris created the word "jokes"




You enter the room and instead of turning the light on
Chuck Norris comes and turns the darkness off
Chuck Norris killed Osama
because Chuck Norris can never be two



Chuck Norris raped pedophiles when he was a kid
Chuck Norris cannot be stopped by no one
Chuck Norris needs 20 minutes to watch 60
Chuck Norris haves legs instead of arms
Chuck Norris can put frames on Windows XP
Chuck Norris never sleeps
Chuck Norris can pop corn with his vision,yea
only Chuck Norris can drink the whole water from the fountain
Chuck Norris enteres a gay bar and and comes out with a topless chick
Chuck Norris haves a third eye on his back
Chuck Norris orders a Big Mac from KFC and receives it
Chuck Norris never gives a fuck
Chuck Norris can beat everyone on poker without cards
Chuck Norris always smokes Netherland pot
Chuck Norris speak all languages
Chuck Norris created the word "jokes"




You enter the room and instead of turning the light on
Chuck Norris comes and turns the darkness off
Chuck Norris killed Osama
because Chuck Norris can never be two




You enter the room and instead of turning the light on
Chuck Norris comes and turns the darkness off
Chuck Norris killed Osama
because Chuck Norris can never be two

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[LightningLightBulb]

на кратко Чък Норис може всичко! :D

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