Zombie Prostitute - Voltaire ((With Lyrics))

The Lead Single-esqe song from Voltaire's most recent MAJOR release (from Projekt). I heard Voltaire's next album will be a children's CD (wtf?). But I hope he makes more albums like this.

I was alone, and I needed a date;
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time
"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".
Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "seplucher", I
Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute

I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it
Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.
While I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me
I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me.

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.

(violin, cello, and trumpet/cornet solos)

Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes, I don't know
Which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said..."baby, keep the tip"

Morally, I'm destitute
In the Tomb of Ill repute
She's a rotten kind'a cute
For a Zombie Prostitute.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• zombie
• prostitute
• voltaire
• cemetery
• goth
• darkwave

[BowDownMortals]

Video: "I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me."

Mom: (Walking past my room) ....Are you watching a musical pornography?!!!

Me: o_o ....No....

Mom: Good. I've watched one before. It was horrible.

[realcodeman11]

Necrophilia has never been funnier!

[ilovelezlezandryry]

wtf is this? wtf is that? O...O

Whatever it is, it's epic.

[ChaosWolf1982]

@BowDownMortals Your mom is awesome.

[BrittanyBloodsucker]

I. LOVE. Voltaire. <3

[SnickerSkye]

@DeathsBestBitch

*score* :D

[DeathsBestBitch]

@SnickerSkye INTELLIGENT CHILD! You deserve a COOKIE! *gives*

[SnickerSkye]

@HatterMRULEZ

Oi is just an awesome little word :)

[daed4]

@BowDownMortals Me too, isn't horrible, it's named opera, you uncultured swines!

[OmegaChosen0]

Hey DnD Players

Remember LICHLOVED?

How the hell can someone have sex with an Skeleton hell if I know but was it hilarious when we ended up in a Zombie Appocalpyse sponsored by some Eldritch Abomination-Esque Scenario and I just watched everyone going into a major panic trying to save their pcs and me just relaxing

[Angelblaze2007]

@BowDownMortals o-o.

scary.

[Missholusbolus]

... No-one else like this ... It's on perfection ... sorta... 666/16 D: