BLACK SANTA

"Chappelle's Show's" Donnell Rawlings is on his way to making a special Christmas delivery when he is arrested and thrown in jail for breaking and entering.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Santa
• Christmas
• hip
• hop
• chappelle's
• show
• Ashy
• Larry
• xmas
• improv
• comedy
• parody

[tulsa4life]

funny not racist just funny

[juniordirector26]

im gunna tell my lil sister santas actually black

[jessereid99]

beyond hilarious. this is not fucking absurd

[umaara100]

I must say this is funny.Santa can be any color

[saucysassysandy]

I don't know if it was your parents or stereotyping media, but something/someone crippled you so badly and now you're disastrously stagnant and missing out on too many astonishing and amazing life experiences. Someone/thing fucked you up! Shame on them. Now you can't help but be pathetic. Ces't la vie bro.

[saucysassysandy]

I, or whomever else non-white runs into you this life and we miss out on the really cool guy with his uniquely fingerprinted finesse and cool shit to contribute to our lives. You had that potential as an infant to learn so much and be so loved by so many and if you didn't like some shit, you could've learned to tell people in a way that would've gotten them re-thinking and changing instead of wanting to kill you.

[saucysassysandy]

The first part of my message didn't send and I lost it, so I'll try and recap: I'm incredibly intrigued by you, dealermando. I knew there were people out there like you but so rarely articulate/confident enough to have any constructive dialogue in person. Not sure you'd be any different. First time I wrote you, of course I was a bit upset but now I'm just sad/hurt because you're trapped...in you. Damn, that's so fucking sad! Not only for you, but for me too.

[saucysassysandy]

I realize, I can't teach you a damn thing, especially here on youtube (!) but i will say this: If you're ever in some DEEP shit and you need help or it's death, I hope it's me or anyone else black looking you in the eyes and loving you for no reason. (And please don't continue to be so painfully unoriginal and predictably moronic and reply, "I'd rather die!": It's such an numb-skull thing to say and it also wouldn't be true if scenario turned reality) Another juicy one: MUAH! XOXO

[saucysassysandy]

You can at least know what the fuck your talking about before you yell out any hick bullshit. You seem like such a passive bystander and it may be too late to give you the glasses you need to see what's fucking amazing and tragic about people. And now you're able to believe that you can hate an entire race! Whoa, that's powerful. You'll be so embarrassed if you one day comprehend how asinine it is to look me in the eye and hate me for no reason.

[saucysassysandy]

I'll be totally honest: I used to HATE giving customer service to rude, abrasive and pushy Middle Eastern women. I was full out racist, like yourself. But truly, once you're thousands of miles away from your comfort, and if you're brave enough to FULLY immerse yourself in another world, another culture, dig up some roots, and talk, learn, READ, it all makes more sense and your hate can at least shift to tolerance if not appreciation or admiration.

[saucysassysandy]

But yes, I would agree with you: there's much more to life than rap music. I'm quite sure because I don't ever listen to it. I've traveled 6 countries in this world and learned the beauty and wisdom from gingers to blue/black motherfuckers. Most places/peoples are evolving and "progressing" (at least on a sociological level) but every place on this earth still has a few dealermandos who get left behind.

[dealermando]

saucysassywhatever...

harvard professor, or a ghetto booty ?

kisses from white boy