Satan at Wawa

I was pumping my gas today while the devil was telling me that the Wawa shortie hoagie is back. I will obey... I feel that a bit of an explanation is in order here... While I was at Wawa getting gas, there was a voice over the loudspeakers promoting Wawa hoagies. The only problem was that there was a glitch that made the voice slow down drastically thus creating a deep, ominous voice. Kinda like playing a 78 rpm at record at 33 rpm speed. Anyway, it was creepy as hell and made me laugh. Who knew Satan was such a sandwich fan?!

Category:

Comedy

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• Abaddon
• Antichrist
• Beelzebub
• demon
• devil
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• Lucifer
• Mammon
• Perdition
• prince
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• Satan
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• wawa
• hoagie
• shorti
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• hero