Black Eyed Peas "I Just Can't Get Enough"- Parody

Girl you know it happens every night..and day
Im excited wanna get inside your buns
But we're gonna have to find another way
Cause I'm sorry but I just can't get it up (Chorus)

I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up
I just can't get it up

Honey you lookin so gleamin
I wanna be the pitcher to your team and
You can be the catcher to my seamen
But my penis needs some redeemin deemin

Damn baby it aint workin
My pee pee needs some jerkin
Sorry for stabbing and hurtin
Jrick here's some lube and lotion

Girl I'll take some medicine
And picture Jenna Jameson
I invent sex moves like Edison
Youre dick works like a retarded Mexican

Oh baby I can't get up so please come help me out
You got me feelin doubt and I can't get my dick to sprout
And I just can't get it up
(Chorus)
I just can't get it up(4x)
Honeys runnin when they see Joe grow
But that shit never happens although
My love's so sweet but it goes slow
Wanna wish my d up like presto, yes

Meantime I wait for the next time
My dick's so drunk from that white wine
She tells me to what the fuck on that text line
She got me squishin my design on her feline

Something about her makes me go low
Feelin like O'Neal on that free throw
Try to pump my dick change the status quo
And get this Slime Time Live on this game show

(Chorus)

This is mission "Get Up"
Get up
Get up
I just can't
Get up

I'm
startin to feel good
Kid
Startin to get wood.
Stealin
Chicks like Robin Hood
Cuff yah chick or I'll - Get Up

Can't Can't stop stop Won't won't stop stop
Makin you scream know what I mean
Lovin this feelin give me that V
Put that star on my Christmas tree

Committed
I want to
Get it with
You
Transmitted
Diseases
This is Bull- Get up

I wanna just do it like Nike
And I can
Be your Moses and part the Red Sea

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Black
• Eyed
• Peas
• Just
• Can't
• Get
• It
• Enough
• Up
• George
• Lopez
• Nike
• James
• Ricker
• Endicott
• College
• Joe
• Andreassi
• Falmouth
• Beverly
• Mass
• Moses
• Buns

[clipperskid]

if Jesus had erectile dysfunction, that explains why his second coming was such a big deal

[surabetrayal]

i shall inform perez hilton