B**chy Lady UPDATE!

oh yes! There is MORE! I guess it is inevitable since we live in the same building, but she lives on the thirteenth floor (waaaay above me) and they call it the 14th just so the people on that floor don't get night terrors because they may be afraid of bad luck.

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• lady
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• mercury4000
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[visiblemode]

The bitchy lady is actually me in drag. I'm always grumpy when I wear heels.

[mercury4000]

heh heh

[pauldonald]

shit or piss or do both in her letterbox and u can vomit as well hmm i'll let u decide on the last one

[mercury4000]

lol !although I like your style, it would be difficult. maybe I could a hire a monkey to do it! kidding =)

[tkeely4777]

Ahh, Mercury4000...you never fail to give me a giggle. Keep up the good work! : )

[mercury4000]

aye aye captain =)

[Machination1]

Your Honor, I present as evidence.....this YouTube video.

[SirIsaacNewton]

Leave her a basket of fruits. :-)

Can you come down and stalk me? hah, hah.

[MrBigYum]

I think that you should abandon the thought of what you could do caust that don't look like the kind of person you art trying to become on here. But I like to stick it back to my enemies psychologically from time to time too. And I'm very good at wiping the smirks away with a single comeback..

But if it were me, I would ride and extra stop or get on earlier and walk slow to avoid the proximity. But you seem like the kind who this will eat at until it's assuaged.

So, do what you do well: TALK..

[assure2009]

LOL... It's ok... luv the way to express yerself...

[circanyc]

haha

[kiwirap]

keep sending envalopes full of glitter to her and it will drive her batty and paranoid

[Mindcrime121]

Well, since you ride the elevator together, she obviously doesn't live on the ground floor which severely limits your options. Of course you could always put a stuffed animal in front of her door, ring her bell, then split fast... Now the next question is what should you stuff the stuffed animal WITH?? I suggest giant madigaskar hissing cockroaches!! :P

[firebat128]

.....hire a ninja to do something. maybe some green ones that live in the sewers.

[Killface9]

With those kind of skills. You could be a contract killer.

How's your principles in regard to human population manangement. Is your philosophy based on protecting good ethics in regard to the individual or the whole community. There's a lithe balance involved here.

You could easily rationalize offing this bitchy lady or protecting her. It's a touchy balance on the mental level. Are you well calbrated?

Consider these points so you'll be fresh of mind next time it happens.

[projectblogsphere]

LOL! Yes... why *are* you posting this? Talk about self-incriminating... not that you would do anything. Right? Riiiiight? ;-)

[Henckques]

As for disclaimers: I've used one too and I feel so much more safe now! It's like this big fence of beer in which's shadow one can hide.

... o_O

But then again I know exactly what you mean. Some disclaimers imply you're pleading your defence in advance for any possible future allegations. So typical!

[Henckques]

One of our Dutch comedians told this story about how he took revenge on his ex-girlfriend by stalking her: he followed her wherever she went while holding an empty fish bowl next to her head.

You're safe to do this too, cause if b**chy lady would tell the police her story would sound kinda lame:

"I'm being stalked by this girl 'mercury4k'."

- "What does she do to you then?"

"She's holding an empty fish bowl next to my head wherever I go."

... No one would take her serious and you go free. ;)