The Aristocrats! - As Edited for TV

Hi-quality version here: www.mphtower.com/videos

Hey kids! Wish mom and dad would let you see The Aristocrats movie?! Well now you can, because this version of an Aristocrats sketch has been edited for TV broadcast, and all the grown-up words have been censored. Finally you can stop talking to creepy adults online, and just watch them.

Background: This was my losing entry for Be An Aristocrat video contest. The uncensored version shall not be available publicly, which is fine, because this one makes me laugh more. Wish I'd thought of it earlier.

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[blackrainuponus]

My neighbors must thing I'm sending a fucking telegraph in here.

[Bigpineapple]

THIS IS JUST BRILLIANT!

[pulykamell]

This is hilarious and an original take on the premise. Can't believe how many people are missing the point of the censoring. (Um, that's what makes this version of the joke special, guys.) And creme de menthe. Nice detail!

[Mansurus]

Do you guys do parties? The clown just canceled and i need something for my 5 year old's birthday.

[deltaxcd]

Just one long beep and impossible to understand whats going on

Is there uncensored version available since it seems to be one of the good versions of this joke

[RobCampo]

@blackrainuponus Whats a telegraph? Is that like a fax?

[Jorbian]

This is the only version of this joke I have ever laughed at. 

[ktuSupervillian]

The edit honestly make it better, the point is to say the sickest thing you can think of but with all the bleeps your own sick perverted imagination has to fill in the blanks. Good stuff sir.

[Tekhsheen]

You use your imaginations to fill in the blank moran

[wilsonesque]

It's a good version, but unnecessarily censored. What a shame.

[XOMartha44]

Funnier? This is brilliant! I love it. I (pardon the expression) cracked up several times, uncontrollably. S--t, this f---n c---p is fantasd---k. I will share it with other troubled people.

[tk5800]

then they have succeded in the joke