New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner

Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.

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[BillyBoomstick]

Mexico here. I'll just show myself in.

[Badtreewater]

Moon here: Go fuck Yourself.

[Jason Fee]

Scotland here. Anyone want to buy me some whisky?

[mitchtay99]

The abundance of electricity in the car could be used to make very hot heated seats to destroy the fertility of male drivers.

[Rodger Davis]

Ooo they kill the Prius owners..

You know.. Once you see a prius hybrid owner smell their own fart, be afraid. The smug levels will rise dramatically and this smug will create the perfect storm. This.. is only if three smug systems collide.

[Erik S]

When you're dead you can't pollute!

[mattattack28]

would this be offensive to my jewish friend?

[Konformation07]

France here. Omelette au fromage.

[vitralizer]

American here. Ilike burgers.

[billiard12]

Canada here. Anyone want Justin Beiber?

[wirsindheldenowns]

HAhahahahah wow this video has the funniest comments ever!!

[aza091234]

North Korea here, help... I'm being controlled by a poumpous sycopath who acts like a 2 year old and will probably kill other countries for no apparent reason...