New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner

Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.

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[BillyBoomstick]

Mexico here. I'll just show myself in.

[Badtreewater]

Moon here: Go fuck Yourself.

[foodlovingpig]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if this system was made mandatory for all cars in California.

[Helen Phillips]

Absolutely the solution! What do you think Al?

[Jason Fee]

Scotland here. Anyone want to buy me some whisky?

[Mitch Taylor]

The abundance of electricity in the car could be used to make very hot heated seats to destroy the fertility of male drivers.

[Rodger Davis]

Ooo they kill the Prius owners..

You know.. Once you see a prius hybrid owner smell their own fart, be afraid. The smug levels will rise dramatically and this smug will create the perfect storm. This.. is only if three smug systems collide.

[Erik S]

When you're dead you can't pollute!

[mattattack28]

would this be offensive to my jewish friend?

[Konformation07]

France here. Omelette au fromage.

[vitralizer]

American here. Ilike burgers.

[billiard12]

Canada here. Anyone want Justin Beiber?