Wash Ya Bum (Soca 2009)

I know what your thinking..."GOLLY, i really need some help to wash
my buttocks in the form of a hott dance along soca RIDDIM!"

So with the help of Trinidad's MOJO RAMROOP RASTA BOI
feat. WEENIE man, you can get what you've always wanted!
(Inspired by: Russell Peters)
Someone had to do it!

Lyrics:
It's showa time and i think ya need mooore
ya more instructions to follow
i gwan an' smell sweeta den before

Dis is de song -yay yay
an instruction song - yay yay
so dance along- yay yay
an' your have a clean bum - yay

IF IT'S A NASTY SMELL YA ALWAYS EMMMIT
I GWAN AN HELP YA SO YOU DON' SMELL LIKE ARRM PIT
SO GET IN DE SHOWA AS YOU LISTEN TO DIS
AND JUST DO DE DAANCE, AN YA WON' REGRET IT

YOU JUST SMELLIN' LIKE FISH FROM DE MARKET
SO TAKE DE SHAMPOO AND JUST SQUEEZE IT
INTO YA HAN SO YOU CAN APLLY IT
BUT DATS NOT ALL, DIS IS NOT DE TIME TO QUIT

YOU TAKE DE BUBBLE ALL DE BUBBLE AROUND YOU
SCRUB YA BODY YAZ HAVE TA TAKE OFF ALL DE POO
BUT IF A STRUGGLING AND IN YA MIND YA CONFUSED
JUST LISTEN UP AN IMA TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!

I GOT DE SECRET hHAVIN ALL DE FUN
all YA GOTTA DO IS WASH YA BUM BUM
SO lemme tell ya HOW YOU have to DO IT HUN'
so PAY ATTENTION AN soon WE WILL be DONE

Ya soap ya fayce - yay yay
down to ya wayyce - yay yay
but lemme make it clear! - yay yay
hafta clean your rear! - yAAAyyyy




so lemme instruct - yay yay
how to wash yo BUTT- yay yay
dis is de Song - Yay yay
so dance along - Yay

WASH YA BUM (X4)

RIGHT CHEEK (X4)

LEFF' CHEEK (X4)

INN DEE CREASE (X4)

Ya soap ya fayce - yay yay
down to ya wayyce - yay yay
but lemme make it clear! - yay yay
hafta clean your rear! - yAAAyyyy




so lemme instruct - yay yay
how to wash yo BUTT- yay yay
dis is de Song - Yay yay
so dance along - Yay

Category:

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[StrawberryNerd5]

I guess Russell Peters was right. 

[CocoChanelc]

ROFL AHA, "smell like fish from di market".. oh lawd

[RSOLANO2]

Fish from thee market

[BndrFlightDistance]

lyricism.

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

@doghartdon It was inspired by Russell Peters. ;p

[brucelee3471]

haha, hilarious, does anyone know... what the name for the REAL song? I'm dieing to know.

[LayAfreak]

lolololol

[takingbackthesky]

dude you hot.

[Dafinestladii619]

Lmaoo so i quess Russell peterss was right... Shit is hilarious thoughh XD