Sessions with Brian 4: Miracles of a Local Messiah
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WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Those eggs.... Holy Crap! (so to speak!) Excellent! Thanks.
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shoe miracle :)
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Also, I think a Wookie is a sports player who is in his first year after college. But I'm not sure about that. Murdock wants to be Wookie of the Year, I think.
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Hey, Brian, that would be most cool if we culd both do it. I'll see if I can score one of those double straightjackets. It's a great idea. This is why your Messiah and I'm just Crazy. P.S. Do you want a Wookie mask too?
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Brian, I wasn't really thinking about carrying a sign at the protest. Here was my ideal. They culd hook up one of those rope things to my straightjack and then hook the other end to the power lines over the street. Then I culd swing wildly back and forth yelling at people who try to go in to that theater. I culd kick them too. I did something kinda like this with Dinky Poore when we were in third grade. I culd dress like a Wookie too.
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I'm still hoping we can zap some people with messiah power this weekend. Jesus did a lot of miracles where He got people OUT of graves. You could use your power to put people INTO graves. Or make them snort like horses. That would be funny. Brian is the bestest messiah ever. Well, at least since Jim Jones. I was with him at the People's Temple, but I was on vacation, so I didn't get the grape kool-aid. :-(
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i've never been very good sports, but i'll wear the mask. thanks!
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago
(a) what's a wookie? and (2) yes (I like masks.)
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago
wow -- that sounds way cool. maybe we could both do it!
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago
I've never been a fan of Kool Aid. All the sugar settles at the bottom, and then it's just sour, colored water. Like pee, only not sweet or anything. Not that pee is sweet. Not that I've ever tasted pee.
Who is this Jim Jones?
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago
If your arms are tied up, I don't see how you'll hold up a protest sign. I suppose we could tuck it in your jacket. could you hold a sign in this strait jacket of yours?
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago
Um... okaaaay. Hm. Well Mr. Murdock, I hope to see you at the Dallas protest. Just remember my very powerfil zapping power. i am not afraid to use it, if i find it nececary. okay?
BrianIsAMessiah 4 years ago