"Nothing" (parody of The Beatles' "Something")

This song about Nothing promotes sleep and a dramatic Tire Pump solo. LYRICS CopyRight 2009 JR--

Nothing I like more than sleep
Detracts me from my obligations.
Nothing in the world can wake me.
Im feelin all lazy now
Im dreamin of beach and towel.

Nothing Ive got planned today
That I cant postpone till tomorrow.
Nothing on my plate intrigues me.
My mattress is custom-made
My life is a masquerade.

Im sinking deep in my pillow
Feather pro, soft plateau.
I flip it over weary-eyed.
Cooler side, washed with Tide.

Tire Pump Solo

Nothing you can say will change
My daily need for relaxation.
Snoring zzzs aloud outweighs me.
Ill sleep thru the cats meow
Im chilling as time allows.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• something
• parody
• beatles
• george
• harrison
• nothing
• about
• manualist
• tire
• pump
• musical
• novelty
• jim
• rotondo
• sleep
• snore
• yawn
• mattress
• pillow