mickey avalon - hustler hall of fame

The road to the top through crossguards and hard knocks
Copper penny times and endless city blocks
Thieves straight an arrow and crooked rent-a-cops
Shooting craps in the back of vacant lots
Three ring circus acts and worthless facts
Dancing in my soulless soggy bowl of dig 'em smacks
Fist-fucking faggots at the Y on gym mats
Rats run the wire while I'm looking for a match
I go back and forth just like a cameo song
Honeys wanna love me but the line is long
I make 'em take a number
Wake 'em from their slumber
What you know about Mickey?
(He's a bad motherfucker)
Truckers get my digits off the stalls of rest stops
I'm sick on the microphone like smallpox
Wall-eyed babies go crazy when I rock
Blind old ladies enter diabetic shock

Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown
Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown

I flow like Niagara, so go tell your manager
That Mickey Avalon ain't no motherfuckin' amateur
I fly flicks with my dick at your camera
I rip the stick out my girl's Porsche Carrera
I brought your whole formula, just warmin' up
Storm the frontline and then find a spot for lunch
Toxic-proof punch when the loot comes
Rocket boosters with my boots on
Underneath the tundra reach out for the Thundercats
Holds no better than this brother act
I ripped the rubber mats out your lover's pad
And kicked your mother's ass right in front of your dad
Last night, a brass pipe and a flashlight
Smashed my crown and left me down with a black eye
The bad guy walking over landmines, who can't die but still tries

Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown
Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown

Leave your God and your politics back at home
Cause I just wanna drink and be left alone
I gotta girl who likes to talk my ear off, see
So when I'm at the bar stay away from me
Don't ask for a smoke or to make some change
I don't care about your kid or your menstrual pains
You can call me rude but I like my solitude
And we don't need to chat while we're playing pool
So stay cool mister, I wasn't lookin' at your sister
That snaggletoothed sea hag, lips all blistered
Now rack the balls while I'm in the stall
Pissin' out vodka and markin' up the walls
I turn off the ringer when my lady calls
And don't point your finger unless you want to brawl
I chalk up my cue and sink the eight ball
Then reach into my pocket and light a Pall Mall

Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown
Cause it's all the same when they call my name
Mickey Avalon, hustler hall of fame
There ain't no ball and chain to hold me down
I got a golden smile and a platinum frown

Category:

Music

Tags:

• hustler
• hall
• of
• fame
• mickey
• avalon

[JeepXtreme4x4]

The lyrics you provided say "I flow like an acrobat", but I think he says "I flow like Niagra"..

[butitwontbeme]

yeah some of the lyrics are wrong

[dasr1987]

tru story

[dasr1987]

This cracka used to suck dick for heroin

[kushtechBKs]

1 Dislike?

That nigga is dead

[Keganskates]

@Irandomfourreal you forgot prostitute

[LucaslolArmstrong]

mickey avalon :)

[XxDominicFlamezxX]

hey mickey avalon fans im begging u to help me win so i can meet one of my inspirations mickey avalon all u gotta do is write a comment saying the second video should win thanks jus go to the roxy website for info thanks so much

[FreestyleFletcher]

this is his best song.

[Jackramento]

this niggga goes hard on this track

[Irandomfourreal]

well you gotta understand mickey avalon does have mad talent, but he did used to be a homeless crackhead/ heroin addict so you have to expect his songs to be pretty fucked up haha.