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"Morning Dew" — a bad lip reading of Bruno Mars, feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z

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Uploaded on Aug 8, 2011

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Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)

Original Bruno video here: http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0
Original Gaga video here: http://youtu.be/niqrrmev4mA
Original Jay-Z video here: http://youtu.be/0UjsXo9l6I8

MORNING DEW

That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think
Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah
Gonna send flowers to all my foes
Drive a Mexican cab to the store
Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there
I'm damp for the easy muffin
What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard
Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog
See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo
Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with
cheese and broccoli

You got a trophy when you won that thing
Aunt Sharona hates a puppet
Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone
Don't ever make a sick child thick toast
Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then
Grande taco
If I had a furry pet monkey right here
Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli

One time I drew a pink ice castle with a
Green hot dog and three light snacks
I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain
A midget said speak with an accent
So I did just so I could steal his
Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain

Stop the drama
Before I get the sniffles
Making happy on my floor,
Got a stiffle
Boom
Bring me my shovel and make one wish
Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?
Whoopsie daisy
Someone's in my backseat
Eatin' orange slices
Think they took my coffee
Went to the club
Got a jawbreaker
We about to party balls
Cuz I'm a rainmaker
Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?

Keep wanting your morning dew
You're my pizza man, my pizza man
I like spastic golden toys
Keep wanting your morning dew
This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
Keep wanting your morning dew
The world's fastest girl might be wrong
We popped the cork, now it's time to go away
Keep wanting your morning dew
I got that crown, I'll knock you out
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I got ten pounds of peanut brittle
And a little poodle got it's coat on
Mirror, mirror, on my floor
Am I the prettiest at the store?

Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho.

Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

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