"How to Drive" - Parody of "How to Love" by Lil Wayne
This is a video that originally debuted on my new channel Spoofsmanship Films (http://www.youtube.com/user/SpoofsmanshipFilms). However, I've been having trouble getting the same number of subscribers on the new channel as the old. Because of this, I'm reuploading some of these new videos onto this old channel in hopes of attracting people to my new Spoofsmanship Films channel.
This is an acoustic guitar/harmonica performance serving as the debut of my new song parody. Enjoy!
Barre Chords: A, C#m, F#m, Dm
Harmonica: Improvised in key of A
Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Gf4-eT3w0
Spoofsmanship on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/spoofsmanship/id383970756
Classic Spoofsmanship song parodies: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFE415F1F8C4EBE37&feature=edit_ok
Original lyrics by Dwayne Carter, Jr., and Noel Fisher
Lyrics re-written by Ben Nichols
Chorus:
You scare a lot of folks when you steer your car.
Never really been sure if you've ever figured out
How to drive.
How to drive.
See you killed a lot of people by running them all over.
Now the city coroner's wondering if you've ever
Learned to drive.
Learned to drive.
Verse 1:
For a second we would please
Like for you to see
The light isn't green.
The way you're cutting off drivers
Like you never have drove.
Never have drove.
When you were sixteen
So young and so tender,
First time on the road you had a fender bender 'cause a
Paraplegic could prob'ly drive better.
Good thing your vehicle's insured.
There's a speed limit sign, but as you get closer
It seems like you speed up 10 miles over,
And you're really bad at turning 'round corners
And checking your blind spot by looking over your shoulder.
Chorus:
See you had a lot of snags try'na parallel park.
Couldn't really pull in, and you couldn't back out
When you drove.
When you drove.
See you tap a lot of bumpers and never quite remember
To write a little note or write accident letters
'Cause you drove.
'Cause you drove.
Verse 2:
You just hit another deer
And then crashed your rear
And drove off a pier.
The way you're texting your buddy
While you're trying to drive.
While you drive.
You've had a lot of almost fatal collisions.
The fact that you're still alive admittedly's amazing.
'Cause we
Must always take
Cautionary positions
When you're the one that's putting a car
Into ignition.
And I
Don't admire your poppin' wheelies and speeding.
So can I recommend you carpooling or Segway-riding?
Hey, don't be mad.
I'm really just sayin'
You really caused a fuss when you hit a school bus.
Chorus:
And you hit a lot of trees driving in the dark
Never turned on your lights, so you couldn't figure out
Where to drive.
Where to drive.
When you're driving with another family, friend, or neighbor,
Whoever's in the car, they have to sign a waiver
If you drive.
If you drive.
Bridge:
Oh.
See I just want you to know
You're like SpongeBob try'na
Drive a boat.
You're horrible.
Yeah.
And I want you to know
The red light doesn't mean go.
Man, you really blow.
Chorus:
See you have a lot of drinks at the local bar.
Always getting drunk, so you're prob'ly gettin' a
DUI.
DUI.
When you're riding down the road, we all just kind of shiver.
And when you change your lanes, you scare the Geico lizard
When you drive.
When you drive.
See you had a lot of cops try'na track you down
We pretty much assumed that it had to be about
How you drive.
How you drive.
See when you're behind the wheel, it's always an endeavor
Now we're pretty sure that you were really never
Meant to drive.
Meant to drive...
Please (pretty please!) rate, comment, favorite, and subscribe to Spoofsmanship™ Films.
Go to http://www.youtube.com/SpoofsmanshipFilms for more hilarious videos.
Also check out the CLASSIC SPOOFSMANSHIP™ VIDEOS at http://www.youtube.com/Spoofsmanship from Ben's first YouTube™ channel.
Spoofsmanship™ Films
http://www.youtube.com/SpoofsmanshipFilms
© 2011 Spoofsmanship™ Films.
All rights reserved.
Loading...
100 videos
I remember your 20 second reviews :D You should do more of them :)
But this song is pretty awesome!
FarfetchdForDinner 3 months ago
this is awesome ben!!!
TheElectricHippo 5 months ago