В России пьют даже вороны
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хаха она реально опьянела)
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i washed my balls yesterday in russian spring water
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@grubaskov Lessons in Plumbers High for Half-brained kids are over & you're back in Russian extra classes. Glad to give you a lesson. Smirnoff is german spelling for our main surname SmirnoV. Our magnate SmirnoV together with chemist MendeleeV invented modern vodka blending. Rudolph Kunett bought & germanized brend 1933. You're used as cheap labour to produce it now. SmirnoV used spring water, you use distilled - kills you alcoholics by washing salts away. Ite missa est. GRUBASCK OFF!
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WTF is Smirnov? Is it a russian copy of Smirnoff? Smirnoff is produced in Poland.
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@grubaskov Polish standart fun is to practise in american english while drinking german russian Smirnov vodka - youtube.com/watch?v=gJfoiOvcz9
w, or try 'Nice drunk polish girl'. Go to bed. You gotta study your best tomorrow at school - Europe needs good plumbers. -
yeaa better fun is making bird drunk...
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@grubaskov It's your prerogative to jerk yer lil' filthy game controller 'cos as far as i can see this is the only way for you to have some fun.
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too much Modern Warfare jerk. What? You've never heard about? It isn't strange bcoz you're russian!!
@grubaskov cos our president was an idiot ^^ :D
UpTheIrons230497 1 month ago 7
@grubaskov One fine day Santa will bring some balls to your side, at least one for each countryman. Right this moment your village community will get the independence, untill then you have to use EURO Reichsmarks.
kozlovmail 1 month ago 3