Tiger Woods is "Secret Blasian Man"

A parody of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man".
Verbatim Sources: CNN, TMZ & Mr. Wood.

Tiger likes the bleached and young Caucasians,
Though he's half-a-black and one-third Asian.
13 broads so far, thats 13 over par,
Hes got a chick in every other nation.
Secret Blasian Man, Secret Blasian Man,
Youre looking dumb and dumber
With no one else to blame.

Energizer bunny cheats on weekends,
Billionaire with wife goes off the deep end,
Your privacys been lost, now TMZs your boss,
And in your beer your sorry face is weepin.
Secret Blasian Man, Secret Blasian Man,
Youre looking dumb and dumber
With no one else to blame.

HandFart solo

Secret Blasian Man, Secret Blasian Man,
Youre looking dumb and dumber
With no one else to blame.

Honkies now tee off for smaller prizes,
Will your comeback be with new disguises?
Daly drinks and frowns,
hes dropped a hundred pounds,
Its odd to see him golf in smaller sizes.
Secret Blasian Man, Secret Blasian Man,
Youre looking dumb and dumber
With no one else to blame.

Secret Blasian Man

No qualms about casting stones here, the author has maintained 30+ years of fidelity in marriage. Tiger was actually nailed 2 years ago by the Enquirer and paid them off.....then continued with his infamous streak of adultery. Go Tiger.

Copyright 2009 JR

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[pumpster999]

Thanks so much!

[dillweed23]

Spot on brilliant parody, love the Yogi-ism in verse 1.

[pumpster999]

Thanks Dillweed, much appreciated, Yogi rules! Unfortunately, in less than a week this is rapidly becoming obsolete as the # of broads in currently up to 15, 2 more than documented in this report.

[arnojohnson]

kool,,,nice job there...

[pumpster999]

Thanx!

[Bandaids4ever]

I swear, I like some of your stuff better than the originals. :D

[pumpster999]

You're too kind.

[Plaszow100]

great video brilliantt

[MrBoblindalynch]

Funny LOL