From Here to Maternity

A young man's delusions of grandeur fall prey to the almighty "BABY BONUS". (Where the Australian Government currently offers females $5,000 to get knocked up!)

Basic instinct becomes basic incentive!

Australian animation by Off Planet Films.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pregnant
• duff
• knocked
• up
• baby
• bonus
• beach
• Tasmanian
• Australian
• cardboard
• puppetry
• animation
• spoof
• satire
• parody
• incentive
• redhead
• babe
• blonde
• girl
• fat
• overweight
• heavy
• bikini
• Asian
• maternal
• maternity
• pregnancy
• clucky
• greedy
• babies
• reproduction
• cash
• money
• welfare
• slag
• fantasy
• paper
• puppets
• shock
• horror
• tragedy
• tragic
• gold
• wealthy
• rich
• mansion
• poor
• poverty
• gutter
• hobo
• trailer
• trash
• white
• grave
• Aussie
• Australia
• Tasmania
• Tassie
• government
• political
• politics
• policy
• rejection
• rejected
• looser
• winner

[monster12389]

who the f*ck  wants a baby with an old woman? D:

[offplanetfilms]

@monster12389 ...You'd be surprised what a young man will do to an old woman, given a couple of beers & a severe case of blue-ball-itus!

[rochelimit55555]

is it true? like currently??

seriously ....

[offplanetfilms]

@rochelimit55555 ...I think it's up to $6000 now, but they no longer give it in one amount like they used to (staggered over time).

[Warbound7]

What do they mean by do you want to root?

[offplanetfilms]

@Warbound7 ...It's Australian slang for "sexual intercourse"

[IAMLH]

LOL the virgin nun is pregnant

[QuannanHade]

Ipersonally think the idea is rubbish, for one thing we need to keep the population steady - NOT STEADILY INCREASING! Seriously, think about it.. Most of human kinds problems can be attributed mainly to over-population, diseases only reach plague proportions in heavily populated areas, there is more crime in h-p areas, i mean look at New York (lousy Americans), and people are generally less dangerous in smaller groups... Not that I'm saying we should kill people off, just slow growth...

[kuza261]

DAMIT YOU BLACK DUDE WHY WHY WHY

[rochelimit55555]

@offplanetfilms wow Australia and its downunder-ness

[joeyhcmc]

Sad but very TRUE!!! I sense that this is based on a real story and did really happened...Stay away from exotic Asian women bar girl high school drop outs...Don't be stupid again - Catherine Kieu Becker...

[sporzoen]

makes me glad that i got full custody of my daughter in the end, and its my ex who is miserable, "he dosent pay child support" my ass, spending those checks on yourself when it was supposed to go to our daughter, now look who sits at home crying all night bitch, just like the little girl you left alone in your apartment while you went out to the clubs all night, now i can give my daughter the happy childhood she deserves, a caring father, and grandparents who adore her