Disclaimer: This is a spoof of The Lonely Islands' "I'm on a Boat (ft. T-Pain)" video and was created for humorous purposes only. The following song contains explicit lyrics and in no way represents the views of MIT or MIT Sloan.
Directed and Edited by Ash Martin
Lyrics by James Blair and Ash Martin
Song performed by James Blair and Ash Martin
Starring Dapo Bakare, James Blair, Ash Martin, and Tyler Spalding
IM AT SLOAN (ft. D-Pain) lyrics
(Sloanie) Aww shit, Get your (yeah e yeah yeah)power ties ready it's about to go down (Sloanie, yeah)
Every Sloanie in the place put up your fuckin hands (Sloanie, yeah)
(Yeah e yeah yea) And raise the mother fuckin dome
We innovatin, let's go
[Chorus]
I'm at Sloan (I'm at Sloan)
Im at Sloan (Im at Sloan)
Everybody look at me cause I just got into Sloan (just got into Sloan)
Im at Sloan (Im at Sloan)
Im at Sloan
Take a good hard look Im at motherfuckin Sloan (yeah)
Im at Sloan motherfucker take a look at me
Straight learnin all about sustainability (yeah e yeah)
Leadin five clubs, rackin up the student loans
You can't stop me motherfucker cause Im at Sloan
Its a Wednesday, trick (trick) B-H-P, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Brubaker beer, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my lap top, and my coursey packies
I'm startin compnies, you at Harvard straight learnin bout me
I'm meetin with VCs, talkin terms and shit
The cash is rainin down, getting e'rybody all wet
But this ain't simulated, this is real as it gets
This is Sloan motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Im at Sloan and, it's goin fast and
I got offers from Bain, Apple, and Goldman
I'm travelin the world, on projects like G-Lab
If you aint at Sloan, then youre working for me man
{Shut the fuck up, Course 15 is REAL!!!}
Fuck cars, I take the T, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck bars, my functions C, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm in the lab with my toys, motherfucker (yeah e yeah)
My tech dinghy dont make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Made it through the Core, youd be so proud (be so proud)
Gonna buy you a house with all this know-how (yeah yeah)
With technology, anything is possible
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be at Sloan
Am I an LFM or LGO?
Hey Alfred! Look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When my plan would win the $100K
Now I can finally say, Im an MBA
[Chorus]
[D-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sla-sla-Sloanie, Sloanie
Yeah yeah yeahhh
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uh lame. The point of the original I'm on a boat is to spoof ridiculous arrogant rappers. I wish I could say this spoofed arrogant MIT MBA students, but it actually just is arrogant MIT students, huh?
robbyborton 2 years ago
Actually, that was exactly our thinking - u r the first person to get that. Seriously, thank you. I wish more people understood the original spoof.
rested40 2 years ago 3