2 lbs lighter (Correct, Jacki. It's a poop song!)

Hi, Jacki! :)
The train was fun
I loved the ride in Joey's fancy car
Looked forward to the Two Jacks show
thought I'd be a star
But then you turned toward the stall
outside the studio
You pinched me off
and let me go

Betcha feel two pounds lighter
two pounds lighter now
Since you got rid of me
Since you got rid of me
Betcha feel two pounds lighter
two pounds lighter now
Since you got rid of me
Since you got rid of me

You could have introduced me to Scott and Joe
(It) would have been nice to meet Asterios
He could have run out to his car
brought back a big balloon and a mason jar

Betcha feel ... (you know the words)

If things were the other way around
Jacki, I promise I'd take you out all over town
Now that I'm headed off to sea
I still can't believe how you dumped me

Betcha feel ...

Jacki is the newsgirl for the Two Jacks in the Hole radio show. Check them out at http://www.huffandstapes.com And props go out to Mark and Brian.

To be totally clear, Jacki and I haven't dated or anything (or ever met) and she hasn't actually dumped me. This whole song is just metaphorical. She's gorgeous, though. But I'm not only into her 'cause she's a looker. She's hella cool.

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[12spanku]

This guy will be doing cartwheels if Jacki does Playboy

[12spanku]

OH GOOD FOR YOU!

[DonCorleone9]

catchy, thumbs up!

[plasticrev24]

You pretty much rule!

[Bubblesfan1995]

hehe ew

[getbackstand]

at worst, the best youtube video ever

[syrenski]

Great song Mr. Skanklin'. Jacki will be yours someday. I'm rooting for you buddy!

[magiciangob]

Nice callback on the disgusting fermented feces hallucinogenic thing. Glad I came and read the lyrics, very clever.