Proofs of God's Existence #1

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[musicxluvax331]

"Argument from authority"

.....

"god exsists"

"why?"

"because we said so"

"god exsists"

-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot.

[JaguarJ0nes]

"-what a bunch of bullshit. that statement proves nothing. thats like me saying raining cows exsists just because I said so. Next time, try to get actual evidense you fucking idiot. "

Was this directed at me?

Do you understand that I am making fun of these arguments?

This is satire, you get that, right?

[Fourstringer]

Argument from a frustrated bass player (namely me)

1) Victor Wooten is God

2) Therefore God exists

[SexyMelon]

The sad part is that all these are very real, isn't it.

[renragkrik]

Beware Poe's Law.

[OhF0UK]

@runningrocks123 Way to defy your logic. You said something infinite cannot exist but you also say god is infinite so he doesn't exist.

[MultiRob6]

GOD exist because everytime i pray to him he answers my prayers

[mikefromwa]

@Horvath321: "I'll take my chances with God."

You're free to believe in whatever imaginary creature you like.

"Please don't ignore the fact that God gave people a chance"

No, he didn't. It's a ridiculous fable, and it's embarrassing to see a grown man babbling so earnestly about this nonsensical horsecrap.

"Love isn't doing whatever you want."

Who said it was? What does this have to do with anything?

[Horvath321]

@mikefromwa Well, considering the other option is that matter/energy, etc created itself out of nothing (THAT's scientific!) and then exploded, I'll take my chances with God. Please don't ignore the fact that God gave people a chance before "murdering" them, they refused. If someone commits a crime=prison. I suppose that's immoral too? Love isn't doing whatever you want. Again, absurd= matter/energy creating itself...or a God existing. I'll go with God any day of the weak. Message me.

[mikefromwa]

@Horvath321: "The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd."

Right, it's almost as absurd as believing in an invisible, immortal, telepathic sky-buddy who single-handedly created the ENTIRE universe in a few days. Who created a man from dirt, created a woman from that man's rib, and who then later murdered the entire Earth because he was angry (even though he's a 'loving' god).

Yeah, nothing "absurd" about that claim, noooooooooo. Makes PERFECT sense!

[yayyschool1]

@musicxluvax331 If God does not exist, then where did you come from?

[Horvath321]

@mikefromwa No, you farted because you ate Taco Bell. The argument is NOT thoughts= reality. That would be absurd. Understand the argument and you will see how your comment, and many on this board, fails.

[Horvath321]

@xxboelstler5xx 1. the alleged complexity of humans is the result of millions of years of evolution. 2. The alleged designer does not necessarily have to be God?

[adevroy12]

@runningrocks123 ahhh the cosmoligical argument