Twilight RiffTrax Sample
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Uploaded by RiffTrax on Apr 14, 2009
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight
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RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13 year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning "OMG!!!1!!!!11!!" we nearly shut down our SMS service.
At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much.
But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!
- 488 likes, 18 dislikes
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LOL No no you can read it... there's just.. nothing in there..
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Do you guys ever get death threats from MTV, E! Entertainment, and the millions of irrational fan girls for riffing on 'Twilight'?
5 months ago 2
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@kiracforest Yeah, that was great!
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did anyone else(when you were painfully dragged to the movie theatre to see this), think what in the hell does "cat" mean. I mean, who thinks just "cat". Was something missed?
I just thank god for Rifftrax.
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"No you can read her mind its just theres nothing"
8 months ago 9
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I bet the 17 dislikes are Twilight fans.... fail
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Mike, Kevin and Bill. The kick in the nuts the Twilight franchise needs.
1 year ago 6
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WOAH moodswing! lol
1 year ago 3
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"I don't have a wang"
1 year ago 3
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"I don't have-"
"-a wang."
LMAO
kiracforest 2 years ago 84
Man this movie had it coming. Three cheers for Rifftrax!
jsalberg 2 years ago 55