Snake Attack: The Close Call (Memorabilia 2011)

As Dan, Niki and I passed a reptile stall, littered with tarantulas, geckos, snails, snakes (okay, not all reptiles, but I didn't catch the name). A woman who worked on the stall had a snake on her shoulders, and the snake began to give me funny looks as we went passed. Dan reckoned it was because he likes the shirt I was wearing.

So, I decided to put the snake around my own shoulders, and what happens, it tries to kill me! First attempting to coil itself around my neck, and then he attempted to go for my face!

To be honest though, it was a bit of fun. One thing though. I cannot believe I compared the snakeskin to play dough! WTF!?... I'm not very good with my words on the spot.

Well, have fun, and also consider that this the Eighth time I've nearly been killed in the last four years. How amusing!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• snake
• fun
• never
• again
• vgretro

[thepraseinma]

i give up on your vgretro reviews!

[VGRetro]

@thepraseinma Fine. If that's what you want, I'm not going to stop you. I have enough things to worry about.

[dragonmaster369]

1. Holding a Snake is something I'd never consider doing so I commend your bravery, 2. What were the other seven nearly killed moments?

[VGRetro]

@dragonmaster369 I got that wrong. I meant six. But here they are anyway:

1: I nearly got run over by a quad bike,

2: I nearly fell off a cliff,

3: I nearly got crushed by a tree,

4: I nearly drowned in the sea,

5: I nearly got crushed by a tree AGAIN.

[VGRetro]

@sonicguru Your best friend nearly gets strangled and bitten by a snake, and you couldn't stop laughing... Yep, that's about right... Just checking.

[sonicguru]

@megabulle i couldn't stop laughing

[Jaimetud]

This would go well listening to some Whitesnake.

[megabulle]

OMG that was epic xD

I love how you look the camera at the end, like ''You, shut up.''

[DantheGermanGamer]

snnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

[TimeWarrior90]

You look good with a snake. XD