League of Legends Noobs: A Song Parody

Part 3 of the trilogy of songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30mpPMHs5FI



Lyrics:
I know a game that's either awesome or quite stressful
Steamroll either way, epic failure or successful
Looking at the comp, I think we've got a fair chance here
We've got the cc, with amumu's ult and mine too and fear

Looks like the mummy is jungling. And our xin went mid, that's a bit concerning
I went bottom with teemo.... our soraka's solo
Ooooo Noooo

I guess that we're stuck, it isn't practical
But the minions have already spawned
Not a setup I'd consider tactical
Noooooo Oooooo
Face checking bushes is inadvisable
When they might shout DEMACIA!!
Both Garen and Lux are inescapable
First bloooood. First bloooood

Xin left his lane at Tristana's mercy to go ganking
Mummy's level 3.....don't think he's capable of tanking

He is trying to cover, but Tristana is several levels over
Amumu don't initiate....she is level 8...what did I just say?

Now she got a kill and then the second tower
We need help, just saw Shaco bot
OMG I hate Garen, he's overpowered
Oooooo P Oooooooo P
There's soraka's ult, but I'm already dead
Why is she still up pushing top?
I would say the laning phase has just ended
Come Oooooon Come Ooooon

This game's conclusion is un-ignorable
Tristana trashed out the mid lane
I would say my team is all deplorable
Ooooooo Ooooooo
Amumu is a noob, so bad I feel like crying
Xin is aggressively insane
Soraka's never there, and Teemo isn't trying
Noooooo Nooooooo

I tried to surrender but they voted no
I don't know why they'd want to play
This just sucks and oh my gah grr oh!
Grrrrrr Grrrrrr!!
-sigh- I think I need a drink

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[makelios]

that was nice. Have you sent it to summoner showcase?

[Alysaria]

@makelios I think Nika stays pretty updated on my quirkiness....she's at least let me know she thinks I'm weird. ^_^ I don't mind not having a bazillion million views. If that was the goal, I could always wear things low cut and skin tight. :)

[SellosLP]

you look ugly

[Alysaria]

@SellosLP OMG thank you so much! Those are the glorious words I have been waiting to hear! This is surely fate! Whisk me away!

[Tekno981]

AMUMU IS BEASTLY PRO >:O

[Alysaria]

@Tekno981 It's not always about the champion. Sometimes it's the player.

[1337trollx]

its better than justin bieber, i would buy that song on itunes

[GazzetteBlackheart]

oh and ur singing is good too lol

[GazzetteBlackheart]

cute pic kinda seductive lol

[qqqhunter]

@SellosLP thats so rude and so not true

[Nectra]

@cryoes Just once I'd like to see someone who actually sings post one of these stupid, trolling comments

[cryoes]

@LunarcolIapse

she can't sing.. she tone def.. take your tuner if you have too.. damn...

[mkim1224]

@Alysaria i disagree, i think you look fine. It all comes down to personal preference.