HEAVENLY TROUSERS & KUNG FU COOKERY!!

Tom Clarkson presents...
Episode #5: Heavenly Trousers and Kung Fu Cookery

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[franroxx]

i would lend god my trousers and watch him rap. and maybe catch up with dumbleDOOR when i went to drop them off in heaven

[CaptainTomFace]

@franroxx **SPOILER ALERT!!**

[AdeandBee]

The return of the chicken, this is a magical day..

[AngelinHell]

If I had pants as awesome as that I would take them off...for your toaster.

[Narwhalman651422]

Tom, when are you putting up a new vid?

[misschattylips]

If i had a pair of pants like them, i would lend them to chicken who doesnt seem to wear clothes.....

[aBBiw00d]

Question 1: If I had pants like those, I'd jump out of a plane just to test to see if they truly ARE parachute pants...and then you'd have to call the ambulance when I landed in an alligator pond...

Question: Ooo! Ooo! I noticed! I noticed!

[martyrdomcausespanic]

I would buy a jean jacket just like yours to go with those trousers. Hello, '90s!!!

[Teammike89]

If i had pants like that, I would ever so sneakily sneak in purple bushes, and id be so sneaky only god could see me, and he'd say " hey what are you doing in this purple bush?" and i would say " whoa god what are you doing here" and he'd say " Oh me, i was just doing a new thing........yup" " and id say "oh........you look a lot like chicken"

[ajgarrigus]

Chicken!!

If I had pants like that, and a Chicken like that, and hand movements as fast as yours, I would be fighting crime.

Or I would wear them, stand in front of a camera, and ask people to love me.

hmmm..

[Theatregal14]

If i had trousers like that I would run around public places striking dramatic poses and scaring the little children.... oh waaait... i do that already.. hmm oh well the trousers would add a nice touch.