Roy's Bucks - the morning after

I wake up. I'm in a strange room... with the city skyline of Sydney behind me. I am the only one in a penthouse... which appears trashed from a night of binge drinking, partying and poker. I hear a noise coming from the other end of the apartment. A strange man is there snoring very loudly. I wash my right hand. I take out a brand new bottle of Sprite but I don't drink it. I look at the carnage on the dining table before flopping onto the livingroom couch in front of the TV... then, with the help of a remote control, I flip the switch and start watching the news. I am so wasted I don't even undertstand one word the female presenter is saying......

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