Reefer Madness

wtf?

Item 9 is the bees knees.

Are you suggesting this master plan have anything to do with marijuana? If so, then the Soviet Union certainly are doing you guys a favor.
If not, then what arguments do you base you're opinion on?

If I would perceive marijuana as a friend, it's certainly the best friend I've ever had. It has never let me down, and most importantly, it has never caused me pain! If I would perceive it as a drug, as I do, then it's the best and safest drug that is.

Lmao. What the hell kind of marijuana did they have? I gotta get my hands on some of that crazy shit.

Everyone thinks they can handle drugs.

riiiight

I'm a fag.

Weed makes you calm down.
Alcohol is what makes people agressive.

Wow. How long did that take you?

Oompa Loompa Doopety Doo.
I've got the perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa Doopety Dee.
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Smoking pot is fine every once in a while.
It prevents Glacoma and brightens your smile.
But a daily use of dope is unhealthy and wrong.
Toking and toking all day long.
The way that a hippie would.
Oompa Loompa Doopety Da.
If you are not greedy, you will go far.
You can live in happiness too
with the Oompa Loompas as we sing:
Oompa Loompa Doopety Doo!