I Wanna Be a Vampire (Parody of Billionaire by Travie McCoy & Bruno Mars)

An ode to the awesome and ridiculous vampire fans out there! A parody of the "Billionaire" music video by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars.

The original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

To contact the creators, email ihrtvamps@gmail.com.

LYRICS:

I wanna be a Vampire so freakin' bad
and bite all of the girls I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
smiling next to Edward and Sookie.

Oh every time I close my eyes
I scream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
Oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
For when I'm a vampire.

Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula
Sneak up from the back of ya,
Everyday Halloween
Popular with all the teens
I'll probably pull an alice cullen and emmett
and hook up with my siblings just for the heck of it.
Give away a few t-shirts that say "Suck It"
and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
You can call me Count von Count from the 'Street, though
I'm not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole.
Get it? Can't wait to bite on some Twi-moms
they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin
I'll make sure to choose my victims with care
and there'll be smokin' hot 100-year-old cougars everywhere!

Oh every time I close my eyes
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better prepare,
for when I'm a vampire.

I'll be buyin' up Transylvanian real estate
avoiding all the wooden stakes
Ain't got time for all of that furry werewolf patty-cake
Poof of smoke, and then i'll fly away like a crazed bat
And sparkle while running through the woods giving piggy-backs
And, yeah, everyone will think that I'm real gay
But they'll all be dead by my 200th birthday.
I'll probably suck the most of all the vampires you know
and have a thousand hook-ups with the girls that are emo.
And all the other vampire starlets
could rest in peace once we rid the world of all garlic.
I know we've all gotta similar thirst
for finding tasty necks, so sink your teeth in for the blood burst

I wanna Vampire so freakin' bad
and bite all of the girls i never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine
smiling next to Edward and Sookie (What up Sookie!)

Oh every time I close my eyes
It's cause my skins sparkling so bright
I dream that I will never die
A different blood-type every night,
oh I, I swear
The world better be scared,
for when i'm a vampire.

I wanna be a vampire so freakin' bad.....

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[Tamaki7165]

I LOVE YOUR SPOOF IT'S HILARIOUS YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING thumbs up if you think vampires are AMAZING!

[kumbustiblekim]

O: We have the same dream! :D

[chaelihol09]

what up sookie!!

[evilgothvampire]

yous are so like me, only i am a vampire!

[PyKiniCBEAR]

and their gay

[PyKiniCBEAR]

being a vampire is being a worshiper of the devil you will go to HELL for worshiping the devil.

[1990myfirstkiss]

OMG HE WAD DANCING WITH JESUS IN A TWILIGHT SHIRT :D AWSOME

[sirisRpeople2]

@Tamaki7165 girl 1:wolffs

girl 2: vampires

[MissMinott]

I love how at 1:16, the guy is just dancing around in the background. That's SO something I would do:D.

Great song btw;).

[Rahrahschroe]

Why does he have 1 video

[champion19870]

The white 1 is gay