Goldblum Teaches Self-Heimlich
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I wish Jeff would lean against *me* and go "uh uh uh".....
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"ugh,ugh,ugh"
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Is it just me, or is Goldblum just too awesome to deny?
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It is taught in first aid...sadly not by Jeff Goldblum at the class I took...I would so have volunteered to be the hard object!!!
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He just wanted an excuse to hump the desk.
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@AdmStevens upvoted
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Conan had a perfect set up at the end. Why did he just start rambling?
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[–]mine_shaft_gap 83 points 2 hours ago
I watched Jeff Goldblum teach the self-Heimlich on Conan (video). Luckily, the next day when I was chocking on Chinese food I remembered it. Jeff Goldblum saved my life.
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LOL
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i read that someone saved themselves with this the day after watching it, via reddit. Yep, thats legit
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"Look! That man is choking! Quick, give him something to dry hump for the love of God!"
Craig496 3 years ago 101
Sigh...this marks the first time in my entire life that I have actually envied an inanimate object. Go table! Get your freak on! You'll never get a chance like this again!
jhonelliej 3 years ago 69