Trailer Park Boys - Mr. Jim "Shit" Lahey

randy i am the liquor

Randy: "Shit moths?" Lahey: "Shit moths. You see, they started off as tiny shit larva, Randy. Then they grew into shitapillers, a pandemic of shitapillers Randy, everywhere you look Randy - shitapillers. They almost drove me over the goddamn edge boy. I tried to exterminate them, I tried to put an end to the shitapiller's life cycle...but I failed. And now...shit moths Randy, every-fuckin'- one of them

A HOY shitliner!

HAHAHAHA

shitty quality

your mothers shitty quality!

Great shit montage

"I mean, he grew up as a little shit spark from the ol' shit flint, and then he turned into a shit bonfire, and then, driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance turned into a raging shit firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb, I will have total control of Sunnyvale and then, I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave; shitwaves."
LOL fuckin genius!

Jim lahey is the best actor and a drunk

Lahey: "...feel that?"
Randy: "Fell what, Mr. Lahey?"
Lahey: "The way the shit clings to the air, Randy."
Randy: "Shit clings to the air?"
Lahey: "It's already started, my dear good friend."
Randy: "What's started, Mr. Lahey?"
Lahey: "....... shit blizzard."
LMFAO

The best got edited out. After that shpiel he takes a long pull of that giant bottle while Randy props it up for him...freakin' genius.