I'm opposed (Ludacris - Area Codes) - Konstantin Dubovenko, Matt Jakstis, Ramel Wallace

This is a video my buddies and I made for our Hebrew Bible class. It is to the tune of Area codes by Ludacris. Here are the lyrics, Enjoy!
Im opposed, Im opposed
To eating meat and dairy
Opposed, Wow
To eating meat and dairy
And I think pork is scary

Im throwing down phat rhymes
About them ancient philistines
They came together with Phoenicians
Made up of Turks and Grecians

Phoenicians, they were no shmucks
First to invent writing
Now thats no luck

Canaan was their home base
Same place
Where Abraham
Once took his own race

He was a wise man
Hashem advised him what to do
Always listened to his heart
And so should you

Sara was his wife
I hear shes quite a cutie
Thats why a pharaoh wanted some
Of her ancient _____

Now Sarah was infertile
She was no baby mama
Pulling some strings from Hashem
Cause a lot of drama

She finally got pregnant
But for what a price
God required Abraham
To circumcise


When Isaac was born
His dad was 99
But his mom was looking fine

Im opposed, Im opposed
To eating meat and dairy
Opposed, Wow
To eating meat and dairy
And I think pork is scary

Yo Hashem let me tell you
How it is
This my biz

Im throwing down the sacrifice
Like the Levites did

Im the leader of the Hebrews
Call me Ariel Sharon
Ill be reading my scrolls
While Im sipping my Patron

Yo Hebrew ladies
I know you like it
Dont make me spill my seed
Or I might get smited

Aint no other Jew can do
What Im doing here
Got Bathsheba on speed dial
Dont let Nathaniel hear

Yo Jesus was a Jew too
If youre standing up for him
Then Im standing up for you

Cause thats what we gotta do
We gotta stick together
One Jew is good
But three Jews is better

We be hanging in the Temple
Like the Maccabees
Aint got much oil
But the lamp stayed lit

Theres only one true God
Elohim from above
He is eminent and transcendent
And so full of love

Is it cause they like my kosher wine
Is it cause they think my challahs fine
Is it cause they like my Yiddish ways
Is it cause they like the way I pray

During Shabbat I hang in my place
And its Hanukah today
Light my first candle check my myspace
Get my dradle out to play

During Shabbat I hang in my place
And its Hanukah today
Light my first candle check my myspace
Get my dradle out to play

Im opposed, Im opposed
To eating meat and dairy
Opposed, wow
To eating meat and dairy
And I think pork is scary

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• jewish
• rap
• video
• jew
• ludacris
• area
• codes
• bible
• hebrew
• konstantin
• dubovenko
• matt
• jakstis
• ramel
• wallace
• instrumental
• cover

[titman83]

Fucking stupid.

[mustang2plus2]

Prick

[Sasha14072]

Качает же)

Хороший клип.

[mattyeffinstraub]

this is stupid, religion is gay.. fuck you and your bible class..

[milkingtherod]

hilarious....i think i've heard them bumpin this in the succahs near the concord in Montecello, NY

[mitch7393]

haha

[SwoleStudios2009]

if ludacris saw this he would whoop your ass

[kingpimpen]

U fucken gay

[noteasytoregister]

How did you get the instrumental track without the vocals?

[popopluto]

not trying to criticize your video but I find it funny in 3:45 it has the word anti in a prohibition circle does that mean you for eating meat and dairy lol