Forgotten Hero

He was the last of three brothers who all died similarly; Ryan, who took heavy fire at a shooting range on Free Blindfold Day; Jacob, who drowned in his oatmeal at the mess hall; and Peter, felled by the General's spring-loaded prank penknife on April Fool's. Their mother wept openly upon hearing the news, then as she attempted to back out of the driveway and head off to the funeral, drove the car clean through the garage and knocked herself unconscious.

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[TheZombieOutOfHell]

Hey assholes, stop looking on the bright side of things. He may have saved Nobody but he didn't save Anybody, Anybody had a wife and 3 children you sick bastards. Show a little respect.

[Peetfighter]

And thats how Lt. Dan wanted to die.

[PwNaGeWaFfle54]

@diiebanesecret No...not really. An American WW2 era grenade, perhaps, so that means...

Undead Nazis! \('O')/

[FaroesePictures]

lol

[jsDX11]

Nobody was a good man.

[ginnoveffect]

Nobody, that poor bastard. Survivor's guilt. Started hitting the sauce, hard. Lost his family, his home. Basically started living at whatever house was bouncin' that night. And that night, everyone else was too smashed to realize you shouldn't let the Blitzkrieged incorporeal war vet with a death wish drive you home.

No one in the car made it. Somebody came to his funeral. Just Somebody.

The costs of war.

[Avisogreif]

TRUE HERO!



[venato75]

At least, nobody is safe.

[Trevagon]

@TheSqueezedLemon Thats really dark.

[IgnisArchives]

@TheZombieOutOfHell

I see what you did there.

[edvin247]

at least he tried...

[diiebanesecret]

Wait a minute...that's an american grenade! Those bastards...