NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.

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[PoisenedBlade]

"is this stright enough?"

"Straighter!!!" lol the onion is so good

[DeadFishFactory]

Okay, I'm still confused. When you go straight and you are about to turn left, do you turn your steering wheel left or right?

[planetary109]

Well you see it's very complicated, because when you turn your steering wheel left, it does two things at once. It moves the wheels to point towards the left, yet it also makes the car turn left, the common mistake people make is that they don't keep their steering wheel pointing left. What you have to do it keep the steering wheel pointed until you have completed the turn. There's a large 2 page manual on how to do this on the internet. Good luck.

[genesis101010]

Does anyone hunk NASCAR is still a sport after watching this?

[JKwoftw]

NFL has been the #1 sport in the US for a while now.

[goomba008]

It's not just Nascar. What's the #1 sport in the US? That's right, baseball. Have you ever watched baseball? Here's a "sport" where 95% of the time, nothing's going. So instead they show you players chewing and spitting tobacco, rearranging their cap or doing silly gestures at one another. I mean it's so nonathletic that some of the players are fat fucks. Even worse, they have the concept of "pinch (substitute) runner" for when the player can't move his fat ass fast enough.

[TaskForceSixTwoSix]

As opposed to Monkeyball's low IQ brown trash fanbase? During a playoff game for the "Washington Wizards" there was practically no violent crime in the entire city. An hour after the game ended there was a huge spike in home invasions and armed robberies.

[Christian Szymczak]

Nope, not at all. As an experienced road racer, I'm not much of an oval track fan. It's just not what I've been exposed to. But driving Nascar at the highest level is NOT easy by any stretch of the imagination. The repetition is made difficult by the sheer difficulty of running competitive laptimes to begin with.

[Christian Szymczak]

This video is really funny!! Make no mistake though, to get one of those cars around an oval track quickly is no piece of cake.

[planetary109]

I've always wondered what kind of audience NASCAR has. I doubt they're anymore intelligent than this guy lol

[Just11Percent]

Its a very white trash think to watch, I don't know a single person who watches it. :3

[Just11Percent]

Well, you can't turn left there because you'll go on to that little grassy area; and thats not allowed. ):