NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast

On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circles.

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[killerbiller35]

"we're go fast and were gonna turn to the leeft somethiiiimes"

[aflsbrng]

i love nascar! my favourite part is when they turn left.

[ConcertoInX]

*Study finds children's laughter loud and annoying*

[prower42]

THIS IS SHOCKING INFORMATION!

[marlesimms]

No, but seriously, is there any more to Nascar than this?

[chaosrave]

i hate nascar... but i love racing games lol.. omg im a hyprocite :o

[moleman40000]

@lashbera any fucking car racing sport requires the car to be at peak optimal performance stop trying to make this out as more then it is

[moleman40000]

@theZinator more like blow everyone up from 4000m away

[cars675]

@theZinator lol they should do that one

[vettedude418]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE if you think that, as a racing fan, the "narrowness" and speed of a racetrack/car determines the talent required to compete, go find another sport

stock cars are much more difficult to drive than f1 cars..sure the drivers will just say theyre "different" to avoid this kind of conflict, but it is much easier to get a 1500 pound car producing 2 tons of downforce around a track then getting a 3600 pound car producing no downforce around a track going similar speeds.

[silencedshotv1]

@lashbera yea....what he said

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@lashbera Formula 1 is much harder than NASCAR...They go much faster and the tracks are always differant and much skinnier. NASCAR is ridiculous and is watched by braindead rednecks who just like to see the crashes.