Masturbation can make you a Cyclops

This video shows an example of a real life cyclops. A cyclops is not a monster, it is a human being.
One of the changes caused by masturbation, anorexia and the other actions mentioned by Happeh Theory can turn a healthy human being into a cyclops

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People & Blogs

Tags:

• Cyclops
• Myth
• Legend
• Happeh
• Health
• Medicine
• Masturbation
• Spank
• Wank
• Dick
• Penis
• Wanker
• Fairytale
• Anorexia

[ali7410]

You're joking, aren't you?

So the fat dude doesn't masturbate

So what if the "Cyclops dude" starts to masturbate by his left hand that means he will be a normal dude?

[adiltga]

oooooooooo mami!!

we must be stupid to trust this shit

[Hoggles49]

its bright outside in the desert?

[valcarni1]

LOL seriously WTF :P

[ballsbunny123]

i bet this guy doesnt have a dick

[Olirap]

its sad that 14 people liked this, im hoping they all thought it was a joke :/

[watchdog66]

I love Happeh Theory!! Since my most prominent hobby is masturbation, I like that one-dimensional vision of the world. Wonderful!! All problems are gone ... :-)))))

[martysoulshine]

I cant see much with my left eye ! I am terribly worried!

Does that mean i am a cyclops? Does that mean i should have a word with my doctor who made me buy a PAIR of glasses? Does that mean i dont masturbate enough??? Please help ?

PS what about masturbating with both hands ( in order to prevent having a weaker side?????or is it a wanker's side????

[muscleHead922]

um the guy has both eyes.

[GunnarMcGriff]

Guys, the uploader is obviously mentally ill, not stupid. If you can't tell on your own, you're probably a cyclops.

[sociopathicregret]

@666lilnickY actually i have. dont doubt until youve seen one

[doveslogic]

I hope this is a joke. This is by far the stupidest, most nonsensical video I have ever seen in my life. What a crock.