Patton Oswalt stand up

this is a clips from Werewolves and Lollipops

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Comedy
• funny
• stand-up
• Patton
• Oswalt

[stickdudex]

what dose he mean when he say we went to planed parent hood and his cell phone didnt work???

[intheflesh851]

its to hint at the fact the minorities need planed parent hood. the ppl laugh because he had a sections about cell phones.

[DandMrB]

good job leaving 4 and a half minutes of fucking silence at the end so we can all have the chance to watch your shitty slide show without getting distracted by something funny...

[Revrin743]

lol he phucken MURDERED that heckler...

[Blupearl2003]

@stickdudex yeah, and sure you know now, that it refers to the bit before this one.

[LStylz]

@intheflesh851 naw man it's a inside joke, if you listened to his whole segment you'd have heard him say when he was younger his mom said don't use your cell in minority neighborhoods. Then when he grew up he went to a minority neighborhood and his cell actually stopped working. So it was a reference to that joke

[TheCleansingTH]

@stickdudex Pretty much what intheflesh851 said. It's explained right before this bit.

[Equinoqs98]

...and once again, I click on one Patton Oswalt video and 2 hours later I'm still watching them.

[OneVoiceMore]

@mmmodafoca No one asked you to. Can you read three words an inch from where you posted?

Ten Months Ago

;)

Fail at heckle.

[OneVoiceMore]

Thumbs up if the American Slang Dictionary should have an entire entry titled:

'douchebaggery'

This guy's a treasure trove of tiny economical and surgical hilarity. Laugh a minute stuff, even at the tangents.

[mboundtogether]

...audio?

[creepyd444]

I AM ONE WITH THE GODS!

[OneVoiceMore]

"You're going to miss everything cool, and die angry."

My God, I have a new motto for YT fuckwits...

Thank you, Patton.

[limbdarkening]

Why can't they get a morning after pill at CVS?