Burning Twilight

According to the series, Twilight, the only way to kill a vampire is to rip it into shreds and then burn it. In an attempt to finally kill the pathetic love the fans around the world have for the horrible novel, my mother, my friend and I all decided to take SMeyer's words to heart. Sadly, it did not kill the fandom or the series... It made for a nice bonfire, though.

YES. That is the ENTIRE novel. I have us ripping it up into shreds on camera as we dump it in, but for time's sake, I edited it down to the best part.

Oh, and, by the way! You can go ahead and flame me all you want, because I don't care! =D

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Entertainment

Tags:

• twilight
• sucks
• hate
• edward
• cullen
• isabella
• swan
• bella
• vampires
• jacob
• black
• stephanie
• meyer
• twitard

[slyrocks3]

BURN IT!!! BURN IT!! KILL IT!!! Or as Harry once said, "KILL IT RON!!!"

[HufflepuffPrince]

I don’t condone burning books (however shitty they may be.) You could have recycled them and saved a few trees in the process!

[HPlova123]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!:) twilight fuckin SUX!

[EternalTwilighters]

@ChufaKingNasty up told a better love story in a few minutes. Stephenie Meyer took 4 books to write an awful one.

[ChufaKingNasty]

Too bad all the other copies weren't with it. Very horribly written book. Seems like a lovesick 13 year old emo girl wrote it between cutting sessions.

[HerrJohann72]

Stop that, it's silly!

Anyway, there is no reason to spend money on Twilight, period. Even if you burn it. Save your money and spend it on Anti-Twilight posters or something more productive.

Also, burning a single copy of a book equals no affect. Burn all or none.

PS, I am disgusted by Twilight.

[Fellowship1983]

BEAUTIFUL!! A Sight for Sore Eyes!!

[Sexygaarafan]

this made me happy :D

[LickMyNoseHAHAHA]

DEATH TO EDWARD, JACOB, BELLA, AND ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARACTERS IN THAT BOOK!

[Zeverouis]

@Wallylex

..But you do realize there won't ever be any guy like the fictional character Edward Cullen right?

And thanks

[Wallylex]

@Zeverouis

No, I loved the Edward Cullen character way before I ever saw the movies, but I like Pattinson's singing. Saw one of your videos on your channel :-)

[Zeverouis]

@Wallylex

You love Robert Pattinson.. Not edward cullen -.-