Obesity song - OBCD by DJ Phatt et al.

A song about obesity and the reward system of the brain and dopamine secretion.


You know it's getting easy to grow big these days
not big like coming up, like you need alot of space
and one weight more than your benzes combined,
That is called OBCD, here is the game behind.

Obesidy is the state of overwight
and, trust me, It's increasing in in a pretty steady rate
and It's never been more common than 2008.
So get the scales and let's evaluta
(And you also need a TI-83 to calculate.)

Naw, use your weight, the metric way
devide it with the metric square length OK?
Nah, grab the table signed WHO
It'll tell you fo shu if your sick or not, bro.

On the TI83 you'll see yo body mass index
Where d'you fit in, and what would you expect?
Below 18 and your far from OBC
Over 30 and your got the obease disease.


Diagnose with too much adipose
What is the reason, to this situation?
Diagnose with too much adipose
What is the case the dopamine secretion?

Being OBC, other stuff could hit you
heart disease, depression, diabetes type II.
but that was just three that I had in mind
just google it cuz there is tons to be found

so back to the reason for this diagnose?
many talk about society but now we're switchin' focus
the reward system is very intricate,
like it or not were diving into it.

Part of the problem are receptors in the brain.
sometimes a broken link in the rewarding system chain.
They receive signals from gut when you dine
and then they release dopamine that makes you feel fine

and put down fork and say no to the dessert
"Are you sure? I know a little pudding would hurt?"
"No mam I'm fine, though it looks really good
cuz the dopamine is loose in my brain, like it should"

But what if you lack a Dopamine-receptor?
That would hold back the feeling of rapture.
And, here is the case in dopamine secretion,
you are more receptive to an obease transformation

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Obese
• obesity
• song
• rap
• Dj
• Phatt
• OBCD
• BMI
• Overweight
• disco
• karolinska
• body
• mass
• index
• dopamine
• reward
• receptor
• brain

[tallefjanten]

Hey! Isnt this a copy from Blümchen satire? I think she performed it in Düsseldorf a few years ago.

[Brin5689]

Fan beckan!!

Jag börjar undra vad för sorts läkare det kommer bli av dig -.-

Annars sjuktbra, jag har bara ett ord för det här WTF

[Athaeus]

Kasta in alla lyrics också!

Och sikta på att vinna nästa MTV Music Awards! ;D