Hon Patrick Igodomigodo Obahiagbon in HIGH DEFINITION

How to speak English!

http://oonwoye.com/blog/2010/03/15/when-a-dictionary-enters-the-wrong-hands-t...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Verbosity
• talk
• funny
• english

[nekar4real]

EDUCATED ILLITERATE!

[ositanwoye]

@nekar4real why the animosity? He is a nice guy.

hear him

"Sincerely speaking, I want to tender an unreserved apologia to my colleagues and all those who feel that my language is obscurantist. The truth is that I do not set out deliberately to mystify my audience, to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability or in portmanteau of conundrum. No, no, no, no! Far from it."

[Prouderwhitegirl]

@oroge if it was a whiteman using all these words you'd all be like "woooow"?

Maybe in the dirty stone age village where you come from, people might be impressed, here in the west we would snd him to a lunatic assylum, its people like you we do not want in Denmark, Savages, keep your savagery to yourself, if your nigger politicians are so brilliant why does your country smell like pussy? l bet you do not even live in your country, but you seek refuge elsewhere, l will check your site, jigaboo

[justinskilkreig]

@oroge, MONKEY BOY, I HATE NIGGERS, ALL OF YOU SHOULD LEAVE EUROPE AND STOP POLLUTING OUR CULTURE.

GO BACK TO YOUR JUNGLES.

18 WORDS

WPWW

SEIG HEIL

[101magua]

@ositanwoye IT has nothing to do with apologies. What it has to do is understanding that you're a public official and you serve a majority of uneducated folks in his district who can't even dissect a sentence or word he says. Be he nice or wonderful, people like him make the job unattractive to the right people.

He's a complete disgrace.

[101magua]

Whatever you name is, you truly deserve to be slap out of your stupidity. How in the world do you speak this kind of grammar , mostly colloquial, and expect to convey sense or reasoning in a society that is still struggling with educating his people.

The folks that voted for you now have reasons to vote you out. You don't deserve to be an elected offical.- Period!!!!!!

[2ubayu]

@Prouderwhitegirl, i dont need to talk too much, i belived you are already DEAD! may your soul rest in PIECES because your stupidity is MAXIMUM.

[NollywoodRocksCinema]

@greatcollins The point you re trying to make is clear, but at the same time, I think he should speak in his language and have an interpreter instead! But you re not gonna deny that this is entertaining and can make someone who wants to kill himself think twice! lol!

[NollywoodRocksCinema]

@eloquentonez  lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NollywoodRocksCinema]

@sunkissed00004 Only what you find in yourself that you dislike,you will call another,so with all their nonsense talk ,they INDIRECTLY wanna tell us who they really are(Their Nasty Words represents them) Now:

We all KNOW they re suffering from the Sickness called "Inferiority COMPLEX" Unfortunately for them, It has no cure,They will die with it! AMEN!

[NollywoodRocksCinema]

@Prouderwhitegirl LOL!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU VE DONE TO YOURSELF AND RACE!!! INSULTING YOUR MOTHER! HAHAHAAAAA AM loving this now! waouuuu!! READ BOOKS IDIOT! YOU SMELLY MONKEY!

IN AFRICA,YOU WILL BE IN THE TOILET SCRUBBING! TALKING TO YOU IS A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU RE NOT HUMAN AND HAVE NO BRAIN heheheheheee,Check yourself because only what you find in yourself you will call another CIAO Now SMELLY ONE!

[NollywoodRocksCinema]

@justinskilkreig You have no culture IDIOT! A Stolen Culture? A Borrowed Culture? I just hate FOOLS like you who are nothing in life ,but will come here and make unnecessary NOISE! Go to bed and eat your insult for the rest of your life!