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Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)

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Uploaded on Sep 2, 2009

iphone auto-tune app: http://iamtpain.smule.com/

We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/TPainVideos
http://twitter.com/DaRealerstTPAIN
http://www.facebook.com/t-pain

links to us:

t-shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tun...
donate: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com
twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers

Lyrics:

JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: "Made in America."
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: Imagine, imagine...
All: Made in America! Made in America!
JB: That's what I want to imagine!
All: God bless y'all.

MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk.
All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk!
EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle.
EG: woo!
SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance.
SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance!

MR: Katie Couric is off today.
AG: But I'm still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay.
MR: I'm Maggie Rodriguez.
AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let's talk about the noo-ews.
MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying
AG: Crying?
MR: Crying foul.
AG: Crying how?
MR: Crying fowl.
AG: oh
MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes
AG: True.
MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport
Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked.
MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agree
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: The Federal Commission of Me agrees
Both: Those geese are cooked.
AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayer
Both: A wing and a prayer
AG: How many geese?
MR: Two thousand geese.
AG: That's a lot of geese.
MR: Those geese are f---ed.
AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies.
MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now
Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked.

CG: As you can see from the chart, A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon
CG: I have a chart.
CC: He has a chart!
CG: I have a chart.
CC: A dragon chart!
CG: The surtax is painful to the goose, Lethal to the goose
CC: Which goose?
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg
CC: My favorite goose
CG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg.
CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked!
JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire? So many metaphors my brain is on fire. *phone* Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Ay!
TPain: Ay!
JE: Aaaay!
TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls. Or else, she gon be on Very thin ice
JE: Very thin ice
KC: Very thin ice
All: Very thin ice
JE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are on
All: Very thin ice
MR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked.
SVP: Give 'em another chance.
CG: The goose that lays the golden egg!
MR: Those geese are f----ed. Those geese are
All: Made in America, made in America
SVP: Michael Vick served his time
JE: But he's on very thin ice
All: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I have a mullet.
CG: I have a chart.
MG: I'm offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet. piece of BREEAAD!

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  • german ramos

    thumbs up if your still watching this in 2013

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  • beetIegeuse

    0:22, a vaginal world.

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  • Guromokof

    Why are people still posting these comments. These comments are one of the most unoriginal comments I can think of. If you want to try to be cool or funny, at least be original..

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  • Dub Boogie

    Made in America

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  • Matt Erickson

    "Those geese are fucked" is the funniest line in this whole series. The first time I heard it I laughed so hard.

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  • SomewhatSuitable

    The melody is brilliant for this song haha

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  • JayoneStudios

    Anybody were the instrumental version is?

    :D

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  • ronanmcw

    I've been watching this for years and I only just noticed that Michael has short hair at the start and long hair later on, and while my mind was in the process of being blown the mullet scene comes on and all my questions are answered.

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  • Chris Territo

    LOL Hes holding a Modelo beer.

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  • Musaka3

    1:05... NICE!!! ;P

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  • Belle Aquino

    Ugh, this is so good. Like as a real song hit, good.

    <3 oh schmoyoho make me something this good again!

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  • Anthony Sanders

    am I the only one who watches this ever day for about two hours?

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