Song: BAN HALLOWEEN

Download MP3 at clarkys.com
Poor old jamie lee
She got chased round a house by psycho mike
Donald pleasance shot him down
but the body wasnt found

Not that scary now
The world wasnt ready for jason or freddie

These days, crime pays
the kids are far to busy sniffin (bags of glue and polystyrene)
Trick or treaters in my street tonight
accepting cash and credit cards

Ban halloween
Look I swear I`m not mean, by six thirty
I`m always 20 quid down
They dont even dress
up or even posess
a carved - pumpkin
Is it only my town ?

This year
to show that I`m not bitter
I`m dressing, dressing up as gary glitter
I`ll do some scary things
if the door .... bell rings

Ban halloween,
I`m not mean,
But I`m not green,
these teens
demand cash
but just wear jeans
it seems
The fashion
But I`m not keen
Halloween

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• halloween
• parody
• come
• on
• eileen
• dexies
• midnight
• runners
• judge
• clarkie
• clowns
• costumes
• frankenstein
• dracula
• wolf

[TeamXtrm]

Love it! Do more cod4 ones :)

[niiose]

1st comment and view :p i love all your songs! do more cod4 ones :)

[TuxKamen]

Clarkie, I've been a fan of your music since I first heard this song on the Mad Music Show's Halloween show a few years ago. Great stuff

[forshizzmynizz]

gotta do a mw2 vid lol

[xxcjxx69]

yes!

[jeerzali]

cool but please make more cod4 vids ... PLEASE!

[crouchingrabbid]

this is quality m8 ur better than weird al

[bubbastwin]

come on ilene

[AAirsoft]

this sond sounds like a song i know its got the same beat and rythem

[PlanBOfficalSuporta]

u should do a WaW song that would be amazing

[Jamiepitts100]

Ye do more cod4 this is also good though!

[Acureforwildbore]

Amazing more cod4 and game songs though :)